for real though
the spider has to be the parasitic form of larva that infests the deep incrustations of our frontal lobes. I used to drool too. I think it was side effects from the lithium. I kept beating on the walls but they never came. Masturbating furiously into the small plastic cup next to that stupid bed pan then gave me. Why did the pandas in the next room keep screaming all night????
the spider probably