WK 10: Joe boston vs Exalted JB WINS

[miracle]

Punches due by WEDNESDAY
Voting closes SATURDAY
NEW BATTLES GO UP RIGHT AFTER

Check Ins
If you can't check in then there's something wrong w/ you
I won't be penalizing for not checking in though. Just make sure you drop a bar

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If your opponent no shows, you must vote on the required minimum to get the win

Battle Rules
NO FEEDING FROM OPPONENTS BAR IF THEY DROP FIRST
In the event of a 3-way, each battler must drop 2 bars; 1 for each opponent
Battler must drop a bar to get a win, even if their opponent no shows/doesn't check
NO EXTENSIONS. It's only 1 bar
NO editing punches after opponent drops
Biting will result in a league/site ban
Recycling will result in DQ 1st time and League Ban 2nd time
@Joe Boston @Exalted.

[Joe Boston]

Check

[Exalted.]

In. Yea

[Joe Boston]

I want his chick gangbanged by my boys why she afraid to meet us
If I tell her Jorge come here n she ignore me I’m punching in her the face like she was Nate Diaz

[Exalted.]

You're a broke fat fuck, struggle meals to survive's a safe bet
Success needs a Natural Balance in life....til then eat dog food between paychecks

[GrimmReaperZ]

Both punches have lil effect
....Joe yours got kinda long winded with the second bar...and lacked effect since a Nate Diaz being punched in the face isnt a "zing"... its lazy at best

Exalted same but worded better w/ structure....dog food/ natural balance...eh...neither punches were actually aimed at the opponent but for better effort...

V- Ex

[plethora]

wasn't feeling natural balance. Whore Hey was cool but coulda been worded better


V/ JB

[BraGGin Rights]

Joe. Ok wordplay, decent current event. The punch could have used some more creativity to make it land harder as far as the " punch in the face like Nate diaz"

Ex. Natural balance/pet food metaphor is ok. Lacking some sting imo

V Joe. Landed just a bit harder in my eyes

[miracle]

I got joe taking this.. Wording was little choppy but i think it hit harder

[Fresh]

Joe Got it. Natural balance bar was soft. Jorge was worded odd but still hit harder

V/jb

[miracle]

4-1 joe