Give me my Admin spot.

[I LUV COCK]

@ILLunatic gave up on this place long ago
@Stranger gave up on this place long ago
(Gay) @Kill Spree is bent on turning this site into a zero-activity zone.

Your mods are gone.
I have always been The Only Hope and now I am The Last Hope.

Egos have turned this into a barren, barren wasteland, none of you are equipped to do this without me.

[I LUV COCK]

For those not in the know by this juncture, I am The Great Father back again in my lounge. And that is all the qualifications needed.

[Spartacus]

And as mayor and supreme leader of the Lounge itself, it's citizens and it's cause; I should be mod here.

it's literally just the lounge, and it has no stakes in anybody's operations on a day-to-day basis other than my own and anyone interested. What could go wrong?

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One thing is certain, all these bots would be a thing of the past. I would close thread that needed to be closed, sticky things, move things, I know the business.

[I LUV COCK]

And when I get my rightful spot in the administrative table you will indeed be made Lounge Mod. You've upheld the noble traditions of the land in my absence, a cumbersome task only the strongest could undertake.

[DixonButts]

Then, I am your constituent.

[I LUV COCK]

And as mayor and supreme leader of the Lounge itself, it's citizens and it's cause; I should be mod here.

it's literally just the lounge, and it has no stakes in anybody's operations on a day-to-day basis other than my own and anyone interested. What could go wrong?

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One thing is certain, all these bots would be a thing of the past. I would close thread that needed to be closed, sticky things, move things, I know the business.

The bots are a real issue, particularly the junk ones that clutter the lounge with frankly homosexual gossip shit.

This is a valid platform to run on.

[Spartacus]

The bots are a real issue, particularly the junk ones that clutter the lounge with frankly homosexual gossip shit.

This is a valid platform to run on.

Yeah, I mean I have fun using them for target practice sometimes. And just because of my particularly high skill level and the abundance of inuendos that become possible then, almost any one of their threads can be turned into something about penises or gay stuff. So that's right in my wheelhouse, and is usually fine with me.

But theyre just something pretty for me to look at while I get my thing off.

[Soule]

Site could def use a change up.

[DixonButts]

Site could def use a change up.

I hate to harp on a subject to the point of being bothersome, but, is that your official endorsement for Spartacus as Lounge lizard and the handwench of it's patrons, and also for the good Dr to absorb the responsibilities of admin into his current workload? Or maybe some combination of those options?

[Spartacus]

Thats my DikBut!

Hes a rescue. When we got him he was emaciated and beating meat for food. Now? Now he beats feet onda the streets for 'Spartacus2020' as our public relations spokesperson.

If that isn't a testimony to his strength.. and to my leadership and ability to expedite the the solutions to the problems YOU care about.

so what do you say, partner? Can I count on seeing you at the poll, deep-throating the shit out of Spartacus on election day?

[I LUV COCK]

Thats my DikBut!

Hes a rescue. When we got him he was emaciated and beating meat for food. Now? Now he beats feet onda the streets for 'Spartacus2020' as our public relations spokesperson.

If that isn't a testimony to his strength.. and to my leadership and ability to expedite the the solutions to the problems YOU care about.

so what do you say, partner? Can I count on seeing you at the poll, deep-throating the shit out of Spartacus on election day?

I think you may as well campaign for Super Moderator.

There is need for MEN to lead this site. You and I are most suited to this task.

[Soule]

Westbank has been here a long time. If he wants to mod The Lounge, I don't see the harm in it. It's not like The Lounge should be taken seriously anyway. It's literally a bullshit/talk shit section of the site. It's been modded by the likes of Vanja, Hosea and I could be wrong but think Toobs modded it at one point too. So who cares? Give the man a shot.

As far as The Great Father goes, no, never mod him.

[Spartacus]

Westbank has been here a long time. If he wants to mod The Lounge, I don't see the harm in it. It's not like The Lounge should be taken seriously anyway. It's literally a bullshit/talk shit section of the site. It's been modded by the likes of Vanja, Hosea and I could be wrong but think Toobs modded it at one point too. So who cares? Give the man a shot.

As far as The Great Father goes, no, never mod him.

Listen, pal..

I don't know who the FUCK westbank is, but this is a thread for the promotion and advancement of Dr Stu, as he is applying for administration.

I, then, hijacked it's real estate, kept some of the posters and signs and shit, crossed out 'Dr Stu' and 'Admin', wrote in my own campaign and here we are.. here we are talking about other candidates. .. you fuck.

you think I put in all that work, all them minutes, on this campaign trail for you to come in here and talk about some mf'r called westbank?

Just keep with the topic, buddy, or GTFO.




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so about election day, can we count on your support for our guy, Spartacus?

[Soule]

Westbank for Lounge Mod or I don't vote.

[Nohbody]

i vote for site deletion