Most of you are doomed because the majority of the population here are biologically male but emotionally female and thus receive bursts of swimmers inside El Caboose!
For a substantial fee I can draft wills that can hide those steamy encounters with men whose names end in vowels from your already disappointed in your lifestyle families so when they are busy looking for the cheapest way to avoid having to hold services they can say you overdosed on a copious mixture of NON-prescription (and some prescription) “medications”.
But alas I sense some of you nut criminals are disregarding health warnings and instead are galavanting with unscrupulous males and blatantly disobeying social distancing with flair and liquid baby creation ooze dripping from more than 1 orafice!
For shame, for shame.