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Thread: death,,,,,, *sniff* of my cock

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    death,,,,,, *sniff* of my cock

    well i was jackin off last night and i snapped my cock... and this is the death of my cock


    and i was jackin off last nightm rubbin my cock,
    i thought i heard my mom, covered it with a sock.
    ha ha it was just my fuckin alarm clock,
    still jackin' moanin like a hawk.
    pumpin it thought of my self lookin like a retard,
    but oh well my shit was gettin real hard.
    i looked around and listen for a sound, no one around.
    so i continued, and i right as i shot off all over my lap,
    heard a loud *SNAP*
    looked down and saw the aftermath and was in shock,
    and that my friends was the death of my cock.
    MondoThugs.

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    MondoThugs.

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    #1 Uppin!!!!
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    ok this was Pathetic for one thing and also your 2links should be at the start of your Verse..


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    okay thanks for telling me about the links.. and what are you talking about.. i dont know if you are just in shock or just envy my illness....
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    umm...

    oh shit...

    this was a masterpiece...

    ok really I meant to say masterBATE but whatever...

    horrible lyrics..not really even funny...rhymes sucked...ehhh I give it a 2/10 atleast you weren't rapping about killing people...

    peace
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    I should close this for the gayness of the piece lol....no one really wants to read about you masturbating man lol...Try something different.

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    ^^can u close it though....he provided his links...

    ...but if u can...please do...

    but hey....at least this was better then his last open mic....

    ...we have got some elevation...

    CAN I GET A WHAT WHAT?

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    holy shit....this was fucking dope...i might even nominate it for legends....its got made multis and imagery *shiver*......so sad how you broke your cock definetly lengendary material

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    tmi dawg tmi...I feel this was done less for the art and more just to get a kick out of what people would say. Some people just like to hear (or in this case read) themselves.

    No offense...but..I'm not going to comment on a thing content wise.

    I will check out the links though.

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    http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=130913

    it has been nominated into legends...

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    OMG,i'm like totally not interested in you masturbating but this shit was funny as hell, lol i'm glad i'm not your cock cuz that must have been painful hehehe, boys and their lil version of themselves: one hell of a team, hehe

    Check out my "Infatuated by love"

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    LOL! This shit made me laugh.. awsome man..
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    that rocked.oops i mean cocked
    dat was really stupid
    stop

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