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Thread: RaNdoMz vs DFR

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    RaNdoMz vs DFR

    Iite.. Rules Go..

    20 - 30 Lines.

    Free Topic.

    Check in and spit in 45 min after.

    Simple as that..

    I Start.. then you spit when I get my shit in.. eZ

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    kk im checking in now.. I'll post my rhyme in 30 - 45... B eZ.. NO HATE VOTES... NO CREW VOTES... FREE TOPIC... GOOD LUCK

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    Oooh, how scary: a teddy with blood on his paws/
    Finish me off daddy, go 'head and leave me raw/
    Maybe I'll give up, just go home - right/
    Your teddy has me shakin in my boots - psych!

    Cuz Randomz with his domestic partner on a tandom bike/
    And he's never seen a dick that he did not like/
    And he ain't clever like me when I smoke on this pipe/
    And he likes the little boys, says they tasty and ripe.

    He sees this on the screen, at home at his computer/
    He lives in the burbs with his mom - his nickname is "Scooter"/
    He's got a little sister named Pooky and he wantsta do her/
    He's used to seein' his dick covered in a boy's manure.

    It's okay Randomz, if these rhymes make you ache/
    Find solace in your poster of Justin Timberlake/
    When I hit 20 lines I'll give you a break/
    But for now I'll fuckin tell ya fuckin suck on my snake/

    Go reference your copy of Strunk and White/
    Take some lessons, bitch, try and learn to write/
    I came up with these rhymes even though I'm white/
    Excuse me, time to go hump your mom all night.

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    why does that strike me as prewritten?? jus a question but i think it takes longer than 4 minuets to type that much

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    eh yo.

    I go by randomz and im lyrically possessed//
    i'll run into a gunfight without packing a vest.
    I'll sneak up on yu in yur sleep and slit yur throat artistically//
    then watch my lil bro while he plays witt his new toy slinky.

    I hope yu see the madman that I am//
    I'll split yur body into useless segements then eat yu like lamb.
    Who the fuck cares who yu are? you mean nothing to me//
    battling me has dug up holes in the desert for yu and yur family.

    fucking with this cat has lost yu all yur possessions//
    I stole yur identity and stuck yu in between dimensions.
    yur no where to be found and nobody cares//
    yu wont even be acknowledged in yur families prayers.

    I wont stop and give yu a chance to take a breath//
    DFR shoulda thought bout this before he planned his own death.
    All hope dismantles when yu fuck witt me//
    yu came to the wrong person if yu were searching for victory.

    (this right here's a warning going out to all those who can read.)//
    im lyrically possessed my rhymes burn like fire, they'll make yu bleed.
    they'll leave a deep cut to remind yu of the mistake yu made in the past//
    Im the alpha and the omega.. always first DMR's tha last..

    there aint no ending to my existance i'll forever live on//
    cuz I fucked yur bitch on yur front lawn.
    so now she carries a lil bit of me everywhere that she goes//
    Tuff trick thats wut happens when you date hoes.

    Dont think of aborting the fetus that devellopes in her womb//
    cuz it'll ressurect and vanish like Jesus did out of his tomb.
    when yu least expect it he'll pop up when yur asleep//
    he'll whisper "randomz" while he cuts yur throat deep!.

    So check who yu fucking witt DFR..//
    Before yur life drastically ends at the end of this bar.!

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    Done And Done.. Let The People Decide How This BAttle Ends.. B eZ Good Stuff..

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    nah yo.. he didnt pre write.. his lines were too simple..

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    Ouch! Nah, didn't prewrite...I just pasted it to our first forum first, BIATCH

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    Lets get the votes upping.. who won this battle.. help us out and we'll return the favour.. thx..

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    Oooh, how scary: a teddy with blood on his paws/
    Finish me off daddy, go 'head and leave me raw/
    ---wack open line
    Maybe I'll give up, just go home - right/
    Your teddy has me shakin in my boots - psych!
    ---not feelin the teddy dawg
    Cuz Randomz with his domestic partner on a tandom bike/
    And he's never seen a dick that he did not like/
    ----nice punch
    And he ain't clever like me when I smoke on this pipe/
    And he likes the little boys, says they tasty and ripe.
    ---wack punch
    He sees this on the screen, at home at his computer/
    He lives in the burbs with his mom - his nickname is "Scooter"/
    ---ok dat wuz wack i fe
    He's got a little sister named Pooky and he wantsta do her/
    He's used to seein' his dick covered in a boy's manure.
    ---that line scars me
    It's okay Randomz, if these rhymes make you ache/
    Find solace in your poster of Justin Timberlake/
    --nice punch
    When I hit 20 lines I'll give you a break/
    But for now I'll fuckin tell ya fuckin suck on my snake/
    ---gay....literally
    Go reference your copy of Strunk and White/
    Take some lessons, bitch, try and learn to write/
    ---aight but not a punch
    I came up with these rhymes even though I'm white/
    Excuse me, time to go hump your mom all night.
    ----weak ender

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    I go by randomz and im lyrically possessed//
    i'll run into a gunfight without packing a vest.
    ---aight opener
    I'll sneak up on yu in yur sleep and slit yur throat artistically//
    then watch my lil bro while he plays witt his new toy slinky.
    ----wack
    I hope yu see the madman that I am//
    I'll split yur body into useless segements then eat yu like lamb.
    ----wack
    Who the fuck cares who yu are? you mean nothing to me//
    battling me has dug up holes in the desert for yu and yur family.
    --ight
    fucking with this cat has lost yu all yur possessions//
    I stole yur identity and stuck yu in between dimensions.
    ---nice word play
    yur no where to be found and nobody cares//
    yu wont even be acknowledged in yur families prayers.
    ---NICE PUNCH
    I wont stop and give yu a chance to take a breath//
    DFR shoulda thought bout this before he planned his own death.
    ---meh dat wuz aight coulda been better
    All hope dismantles when yu fuck witt me//
    yu came to the wrong person if yu were searching for victory.
    ----statement not a punch
    (this right here's a warning going out to all those who can read.)//
    im lyrically possessed my rhymes burn like fire, they'll make yu bleed.
    ---iight
    they'll leave a deep cut to remind yu of the mistake yu made in the past//
    Im the alpha and the omega.. always first DMR's tha last..
    ----wack
    there aint no ending to my existance i'll forever live on//
    cuz I fucked yur bitch on yur front lawn.
    ----that wuz stupid
    so now she carries a lil bit of me everywhere that she goes//
    Tuff trick thats wut happens when you date hoes.
    ----lol dats funny
    Dont think of aborting the fetus that devellopes in her womb//
    cuz it'll ressurect and vanish like Jesus did out of his tomb.
    ----..........
    when yu least expect it he'll pop up when yur asleep//
    he'll whisper "randomz" while he cuts yur throat deep!.
    ----kinda dumb but ok
    So check who yu fucking witt DFR..//
    Before yur life drastically ends at the end of this bar.!
    ---nice ending

    v/randomz for better strucure punches and overall verse

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    Thx.. Iite lets get more votes uppin.. Thx Everyone who votes.. I'll return the favour.. B eZ..

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    Rhyming 4 endings exponentially harder than rhyming 2

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    iite yo.. good battle.. respect.. lets get more ppl to vote on this shit in here.. God Bless Yo.. B eZ

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    v/ RaNdoMz because his rhymes were better and just fucked DFR in every aspect of htis battle....L8Z bitches

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    Agreed, well-played Randomz (I like the "eat you like a lamb" line)

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