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    i know how to empty fruitie's....:yes:

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    look...to end the dispute on this, i know a sure fired way to hack a soda machine...


    These computer hackers always try and make shit a 'menu' or somethin....


    Its just this easy....Soda machines work with a computer, yeah, but fuck an LED light or whatever....The 'sensor' you should be worried about is the one that detects your coin....

    So here's what you do....You get yourself a long "About 12-18 inches" metal slim jim of some sort...I used to use one of my moms old kitchen knives because it was long and flimsey...You slide it into the coin slot, and jab the shit out of it like you're stabbing nichole simpson, over and over again...Dont actually stab 'the shit' out of it, but give it some good repetative stabs...I've done this a million times...

    After a few stabs, it starts spitting out drinks, and before long, the drinks and 'change' both start spitting out, and before too long, it just starts spitting change...After a little while, Everytime you stab the sensor, or scale, the machine basically says "Bitch, quit feeding me quarters, you already gave me 10 bucks", and starts spitting change back at you...First quarters, then a mixture, and last but not least all nickels, until you've drained the shit out of that machine....

    I did this right out in front of a Wal-Mart one time and people just walked by me unknowing to my shenanigans...

    Computer nerds know how to hack some shit, but coke machines are strickly thug style...Slim Jims and stabbing motions...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kleetus Kleaver
    look...to end the dispute on this, i know a sure fired way to hack a soda machine...


    These computer hackers always try and make shit a 'menu' or somethin....


    Its just this easy....Soda machines work with a computer, yeah, but fuck an LED light or whatever....The 'sensor' you should be worried about is the one that detects your coin....

    So here's what you do....You get yourself a long "About 12-18 inches" metal slim jim of some sort...I used to use one of my moms old kitchen knives because it was long and flimsey...You slide it into the coin slot, and jab the shit out of it like you're stabbing nichole simpson, over and over again...Dont actually stab 'the shit' out of it, but give it some good repetative stabs...I've done this a million times...

    After a few stabs, it starts spitting out drinks, and before long, the drinks and 'change' both start spitting out, and before too long, it just starts spitting change...After a little while, Everytime you stab the sensor, or scale, the machine basically says "Bitch, quit feeding me quarters, you already gave me 10 bucks", and starts spitting change back at you...First quarters, then a mixture, and last but not least all nickels, until you've drained the shit out of that machine....

    I did this right out in front of a Wal-Mart one time and people just walked by me unknowing to my shenanigans...

    Computer nerds know how to hack some shit, but coke machines are strickly thug style...Slim Jims and stabbing motions...
    LMAO

    *drops kicks the coke machine*

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    Slim Jim metal piece???









    Why's everybody bother wit all the hackin and stabbing? All u gotta do is get one of your boys, then tip it over til the shit falls out. Then lift it back like nothin happened.

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    ^^It'll never work....but for all of our sakes, you're ordered to attempt this on videotape...

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    It works.

    I would put it on video but I got a regular 8MM cam and I don't got the connex to hook it up to my PC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kleetus Kleaver
    look...to end the dispute on this, i know a sure fired way to hack a soda machine...


    These computer hackers always try and make shit a 'menu' or somethin....


    Its just this easy....Soda machines work with a computer, yeah, but fuck an LED light or whatever....The 'sensor' you should be worried about is the one that detects your coin....

    So here's what you do....You get yourself a long "About 12-18 inches" metal slim jim of some sort...I used to use one of my moms old kitchen knives because it was long and flimsey...You slide it into the coin slot, and jab the shit out of it like you're stabbing nichole simpson, over and over again...Dont actually stab 'the shit' out of it, but give it some good repetative stabs...I've done this a million times...

    After a few stabs, it starts spitting out drinks, and before long, the drinks and 'change' both start spitting out, and before too long, it just starts spitting change...After a little while, Everytime you stab the sensor, or scale, the machine basically says "Bitch, quit feeding me quarters, you already gave me 10 bucks", and starts spitting change back at you...First quarters, then a mixture, and last but not least all nickels, until you've drained the shit out of that machine....

    I did this right out in front of a Wal-Mart one time and people just walked by me unknowing to my shenanigans...

    Computer nerds know how to hack some shit, but coke machines are strickly thug style...Slim Jims and stabbing motions...
    O SHIT I GOTS TO TRY THIS SHIT....WORD. I'mma do this everyday at my friend job...

    I'LL BE RICH THAN BILL GATES BY THE END OF THE YEAR :yes:

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    lol@yall thinking robbing is a small thing you wont get caught for...

    -waits for a idiot to try the kleetus method and draw attention to himself by doing it in the wrong place-

    the first method is safer... the code shit... cuz people wont know wtf your doing, you'll look like your just deciding on what to get... you wont be lookin like a theiving retard stabbing a coin slot with a knife.

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    ^^You also wont get anything....


    what i said isnt a rumor...its sure fire...

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    lmfao! get a job bitches. fucking hell.

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    ^^^I like to get things for free. Even when I don't like em.

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    Cokes like 90p.

    But we press 112 very quick, the machine dosnt recognise it and gives us whatever drink it feelis like and the money back.

    =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kleetus Kleaver
    ^^You also wont get anything....


    what i said isnt a rumor...its sure fire...
    what you said will also make you look like a retard, drawing attention to yourself if you do it in public... why the fuck would you risk that kind of trouble and exposure for a few bucks and some soda?

    to look cool?

    shits ehh... i rather try the other way than your way anyday...


    hey would you rather hack into a bank and transfer funds to your account and not have anyone notice?.... or rob the bank at noon when the whole world is at lunch, in the middle of new york?

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    did u try it cannabarz?

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