Chorus
Now this rap coming all the way from Hogwarts
Now listen all yall wizards aka class dorks
For im saying this message to ya wack school
Its meant for Harry Potter and those other two tools
Think ya so good with ya magic n lightning
Hell yea I got ya books, aint read em, naa…just piss on the writing!
Harry Potter
You say I like Harry Potter, nooo he’s the opposite of ill
My only reason for watching The Goblet of Fire was to get personals
This kid is mega wack, well hey, it surely aint no surprise
For ill bust Harrys glasses n make him get another set of eyes
Then we can all watch Harry try to repair his frame
He says he’s got pot but hes just referring to his last name (potter)
The tryhard tries to “talk slang”, he trys 2 b dope
But hey he must b gay for Harry was made by sum “JK” (jk in slang is joke and J.K Rowling is the author of harry potter)
Harry sure is a “bitch” so being a kind guy I’ll throw this “dog a bone”
You could say its my “philosophy” when I hit Harry in the head with a “stone” (the philosophers stone is the 1st book)
Harry must have stuffed up a spell and it made his face look gay
Either he made a mistake or he was just born that way
Harry acts tough but he’s far from the meanest
His scar burns from Voldermort while Harry burns for a penis
I cant stop dissing Harry, you see it’s a bad habit
Ill put his “wand up his ass” so he’ll be “shitting out magic”
One attempt to verse me Harry n youll will be gone in a whiff
Is it Harry or “Daniel” whu gives a fuck soon he’ll be off da “cliff” (Daniel Radcliffe that poof plays Harry Potter in the movies)
This is the end for Harry he wunt get a “welcome back” like “mase”
Cause after im done with him the scars wunt just be on his face
Chorus
Now this rap coming all the way from Hogwarts
Now listen all yall wizards aka class dorks
For im saying this message to ya wack school
Its meant for Harry Potter and those other two tools
Think ya so good with ya magic n lightning
Hell yea I got ya books, aint read em, naa…just piss on the writing!
Ron Measly
Flying around on his broomstick is one of Ron’s favorite sports
Weird how he’s the biggest “hog” at it n he also has the biggest “warts” (Hogwarts dere school)
It must be a disease the way that Ron Measly’s measles spread
Cause I’ve take n out many fools none of them being a red head
Itll be my fault for the blast to his body, I aint no liar
But it surely aint my fault for his hair getting set on fire
Fuck a wand ill use my gat to spray this cat
Aim my gun at his head n use his pimples to aim at
Theres not much else I could say to this weasly maggot
Oh wait yes there is, THIS KIDS A FAGGOT
Hermione the white ho
Wrecking Hermione with my vile spits
I wish I could throw her a quarter so she could buy some tits
Looking at Hermione, wheres the flush button? For shes reminds me of shit
Ill make sure theres a bump in Hermione’s road and I aint talking bout the clit
I see ya dunt like it when people call you a muggle
Well guess what Hermione YOU’RE A MUGGLE
Bow down to me bitch for ya aint got no choice
End this song on a deep note like umm….Hermione’s voice
Chorus
Now this rap coming all the way from Hogwarts
Now listen all yall wizards aka class dorks
For im saying this message to ya wack school
Its meant for Harry Potter and those other two tools
Think ya so good with ya magic n lightning
Hell yea I got ya books, aint read em, naa…just piss on the writing!
Hahah fuck the goblet of fire ill put yo goblets on fire and ill put yo mammas goblets on fire na mean hahaha bitches
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