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    Contendorship Match: John Hensley (4-0) Vs. Jay Walker (8-1)

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    John Hensley

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    ya let's go like 20
    don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footsteps on the moon

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    sounds good.
    You really think ur tough... come 'n try me man
    I’ll get a hiccup that isn’t spasms of the diaphragm

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    i'll be showing for sure, i might be a kinda late. so if you are too, then cool.
    a t a n y c o s t . . .

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    D O H p e

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    bitches is talkin. sayin u're a evil genius textin n shit
    so u've been set in stone...
    ... n u know from movies why peoples feet get set in cement
    this shit is old. thinkin you can beat me - the kid is bold
    but whale on me? shiiiiit, i wouldnt touch ya bitch witta 10 foot pole
    though i gotta say by the day ur name gets larger but kid
    whom i kiddin? everyone knows johns fulla piss, water n shit
    i'm rawer then hens. plus i stay on my grind just for fuckin practicin
    cuz practice makes perfect... meanin ya dads rubber busted on accident
    the math is in...
    ...u're all over the net, but heck, it doesnt mean u're dominate kid
    yea, u've made legends in every league... david lamas moddin ya bitch
    shiiiiit... i'll put it in ink so you can see and yall know its true
    jonathan hensley's simple a mogul to me... bitch, i'm bladin all over you
    you aint jack, ya plain wack anymore. u should probably stop dude
    only way u'll air J out is wearin those shoes ur mommy has bought you
    pop you... why did we cop you? i'm gonna throw this chicken
    u're a lay d to second coming... n mother fucker i dont roll with bitches
    leave you cold to stiffin, i'm sicked. fuck takin time i'ma just soar through
    if ur being hostile bitch... its sad as fuck u'd let that china man whore u
    ^^check the lounge if u didnt get it...
    ...shit its, why u'll never be champ here down the road queer
    plus our M would whore you... but we still wish that u'd go there


    ...it's o



    ...vear.
    You really think ur tough... come 'n try me man
    I’ll get a hiccup that isn’t spasms of the diaphragm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay Walker to Nique
    p.s. looks to me like your hoping by writing more, i'll no show. you're just allowing me more lines to embarrass you with.
    It's obvious you think you're dope when you read the quote.
    But wait. hold up...
    ... didn't you leave that battle without a fucking SINGLE vote?
    Lost to Nique, Lost to Mystery,.. wow man, it's so amazin'.
    How you lose to every decent head you face and you're STILL overrated.
    Congrats on champin the league, but you're barely renowned.
    You had the title locked up.. only because key was nowhere to be found.
    ^^I'll sum up ya career for people who wanna follow your history.
    ''Beat some nobody's, no show champ for a week, then got slaughtered by Mystery.''
    You're wordin is wack, and see kid i'm nothin but real, g.
    You could execute somethin perfect..
    ... but you don't got the money to hire someone to kill me.
    I got every advantage on ya, so i'll make ya world end hoe.
    Strength, wit... plus size. and no jay, i don't mean ya girlfriends clothes.
    I won't diss your parents, but listen boy you should stay down.
    They didn't like to let shit slide.. but that was ya favorite toy at the playground.
    I know i'm being a tad bit mean, but i'm a veteran though.
    You're a jay walker.. and kid, i'm not gonna stop for your pedestrian flows.
    Let's settle this hoe. you're a nobody. it's so true, i'll show proof.
    Like the only time you've ever been archived... was by your OWN crew.
    Good lord dude. fuck ya riders, i'll just dismiss what they say.
    You'll lose. but it'll still be J-W...<-- yea bitch, i also can do simple nameplays.









    n-o-b-o-d-y.
    don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footsteps on the moon

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    Damn. John murdered this shit. Jay came pretty good, but John just killed it.

    It's obvious you think you're dope when you read the quote.
    But wait. hold up...
    ... didn't you leave that battle without a fucking SINGLE vote?
    Lost to Nique, Lost to Mystery,.. wow man, it's so amazin'.
    How you lose to every decent head you face and you're STILL overrated.
    Congrats on champin the league, but you're barely renowned.
    You had the title locked up.. only because key was nowhere to be found.
    ^^I'll sum up ya career for people who wanna follow your history.
    ''Beat some nobody's, no show champ for a week, then got slaughtered by Mystery.''
    You're wordin is wack, and see kid i'm nothin but real, g.
    You could execute somethin perfect..
    ... but you don't got the money to hire someone to kill me.

    your opener was all fire. this battle was pretty one sided imo, john just came fire this verse, too much for jay.

    v/ john

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    I got to do this cause fuck this is crazy

    It's obvious you think you're dope when you read the quote.
    But wait. hold up...
    ... didn't you leave that battle without a fucking SINGLE vote?
    Lost to Nique, Lost to Mystery,.. wow man, it's so amazin'.
    How you lose to every decent head you face and you're STILL overrated.
    Congrats on champin the league, but you're barely renowned.
    You had the title locked up.. only because key was nowhere to be found.
    ^^I'll sum up ya career for people who wanna follow your history.
    ''Beat some nobody's, no show champ for a week, then got slaughtered by Mystery.''
    You're wordin is wack, and see kid i'm nothin but real, g.
    You could execute somethin perfect..
    ... but you don't got the money to hire someone to kill me.
    I got every advantage on ya, so i'll make ya world end hoe.
    Strength, wit... plus size. and no jay, i don't mean ya girlfriends clothes.
    I won't diss your parents, but listen boy you should stay down.
    They didn't like to let shit slide.. but that was ya favorite toy at the playground.
    ^ Fucking Flame

    Let's settle this hoe. you're a nobody. it's so true, i'll show proof.
    Like the only time you've ever been archived... was by your OWN crew.
    Good lord dude. fuck ya riders, i'll just dismiss what they say.
    You'll lose. but it'll still be J-W...<-- yea bitch, i also can do simple nameplays.
    ^ Fucking nice to shit

    Shit Hen I liked everyfucking line except one the pedestrian line would of been a killer maybe a few hundred battles ago lol. Your verse was filled with wit, harsh punches, and overall it was very personal.

    v. Hens....Verse of the week easy

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    pop you... why did we cop you? i'm gonna throw this chicken
    u're a lay d to second coming... n mother fucker i dont roll with bitches
    ^^check the lounge if u didnt get it...
    ...shit its, why u'll never be champ here down the road queer
    plus our M would whore you... but we still wish that u'd go there
    ^that last line was nice as hell

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    It's obvious you think you're dope when you read the quote.
    But wait. hold up...
    ... didn't you leave that battle without a fucking SINGLE vote?
    Lost to Nique, Lost to Mystery,.. wow man, it's so amazin'.
    How you lose to every decent head you face and you're STILL overrated.
    ^^I'll sum up ya career for people who wanna follow your history.
    ''Beat some nobody's, no show champ for a week, then got slaughtered by Mystery.''
    Let's settle this hoe. you're a nobody. it's so true, i'll show proof.
    Like the only time you've ever been archived... was by your OWN crew.

    vote John, although I think Jay the line of the battle

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    yeah my bad, was gonna edit with feedback.. and i woulda said the same thing.
    Last edited by Dizturbed One; June 3rd, 2006 at 10:15 PM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dizturbed One
    gucci.

    cool battle

    pop you... why did we cop you? i'm gonna throw this chicken
    u're a lay d to second coming... n mother fucker i dont roll with bitches
    ^^check the lounge if u didnt get it...
    ...shit its, why u'll never be champ here down the road queer
    plus our M would whore you... but we still wish that u'd go there
    ^that last line was nice as hell

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    It's obvious you think you're dope when you read the quote.
    But wait. hold up...
    ... didn't you leave that battle without a fucking SINGLE vote?
    Lost to Nique, Lost to Mystery,.. wow man, it's so amazin'.
    How you lose to every decent head you face and you're STILL overrated.
    ^^I'll sum up ya career for people who wanna follow your history.
    ''Beat some nobody's, no show champ for a week, then got slaughtered by Mystery.''
    Let's settle this hoe. you're a nobody. it's so true, i'll show proof.
    Like the only time you've ever been archived... was by your OWN crew.

    hmm hens killed it, raw shit man.... allthough jay did come nice, hens came harder..

    vote - hens

    ROFL @ copying and pasting COMs post.
    You really think ur tough... come 'n try me man
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    bitches is talkin. sayin u're a evil genius textin n shit
    so u've been set in stone...
    ... n u know from movies why peoples feet get set in cement
    this alright allthough not overly hard.
    this shit is old. thinkin you can beat me - the kid is bold
    but whale on me? shiiiiit, i wouldnt touch ya bitch witta 10 foot pole
    yeah cool but didnt like the punch..
    though i gotta say by the day ur name gets larger but kid
    whom i kiddin? everyone knows johns fulla piss, water n shit
    lol
    i'm rawer then hens. plus i stay on my grind just for fuckin practicin
    cuz practice makes perfect... meanin ya dads rubber busted on accident
    the math is in...
    heh
    ...u're all over the net, but heck, it doesnt mean u're dominate kid
    yea, u've made legends in every league... david lamas moddin ya bitch
    werd, get it but meh
    shiiiiit... i'll put it in ink so you can see and yall know its true
    jonathan hensley's simple a mogul to me... bitch, i'm bladin all over you
    lol
    you aint jack, ya plain wack anymore. u should probably stop dude
    only way u'll air J out is wearin those shoes ur mommy has bought you
    lol
    pop you... why did we cop you? i'm gonna throw this chicken
    u're a lay d to second coming... n mother fucker i dont roll with bitches
    coolies
    leave you cold to stiffin, i'm sicked. fuck takin time i'ma just soar through
    if ur being hostile bitch... its sad as fuck u'd let that china man whore u
    coolies
    ...shit its, why u'll never be champ here down the road queer
    plus our M would whore you... but we still wish that u'd go there
    lmao fav line right there

    It's obvious you think you're dope when you read the quote.
    But wait. hold up...
    ... didn't you leave that battle without a fucking SINGLE vote?
    lol cool
    Lost to Nique, Lost to Mystery,.. wow man, it's so amazin'.
    How you lose to every decent head you face and you're STILL overrated.
    lol
    Congrats on champin the league, but you're barely renowned.
    You had the title locked up.. only because key was nowhere to be found.
    yeah, didnt come hard
    ^^I'll sum up ya career for people who wanna follow your history.
    ''Beat some nobody's, no show champ for a week, then got slaughtered by Mystery.''
    coolies
    You're wordin is wack, and see kid i'm nothin but real, g.
    You could execute somethin perfect..
    ... but you don't got the money to hire someone to kill me.
    hah decent
    I got every advantage on ya, so i'll make ya world end hoe.
    Strength, wit... plus size. and no jay, i don't mean ya girlfriends clothes.
    lol
    I won't diss your parents, but listen boy you should stay down.
    They didn't like to let shit slide.. but that was ya favorite toy at the playground.
    haha, funny
    I know i'm being a tad bit mean, but i'm a veteran though.
    You're a jay walker.. and kid, i'm not gonna stop for your pedestrian flows.
    auto's concept was better
    Let's settle this hoe. you're a nobody. it's so true, i'll show proof.
    Like the only time you've ever been archived... was by your OWN crew.
    hah, noooice
    Good lord dude. fuck ya riders, i'll just dismiss what they say.
    You'll lose. but it'll still be J-W...<-- yea bitch, i also can do simple nameplays.
    i can too.

    pop you... why did we cop you? i'm gonna throw this chicken
    u're a lay d to second coming... n mother fucker i dont roll with bitches
    ...shit its, why u'll never be champ here down the road queer
    plus our M would whore you... but we still wish that u'd go there

    vs

    It's obvious you think you're dope when you read the quote.
    But wait. hold up...
    ... didn't you leave that battle without a fucking SINGLE vote?
    Lost to Nique, Lost to Mystery,.. wow man, it's so amazin'.
    How you lose to every decent head you face and you're STILL overrated.
    ^^I'll sum up ya career for people who wanna follow your history.
    ''Beat some nobody's, no show champ for a week, then got slaughtered by Mystery.''
    Let's settle this hoe. you're a nobody. it's so true, i'll show proof.
    Like the only time you've ever been archived... was by your OWN crew.

    pretty close battle, but i got hens edging it out with a couple more quotables.. but jay if you had more lines like your last...

    vote - hens
    Last edited by Dizturbed One; June 3rd, 2006 at 10:15 PM

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    vote hens
    better concepts, jay had a few weak ones like the whale one (although it was witty, still, im tired of your girl punches), the fulla piss one seemed like filled? the dads rubber one was garbage, lay d one was cool but played, i liked the david lama one, true lol...

    and hens... liked a lot of your stuff but didn't "love" any of it... it was smooth though, good read. which pretty much sums up your style...

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    pop you... why did we cop you? i'm gonna throw this chicken
    u're a lay d to second coming... n mother fucker i dont roll with bitches
    though i gotta say by the day ur name gets larger but kid
    whom i kiddin? everyone knows johns fulla piss, water n shit
    ^^check the lounge if u didnt get it...
    ...shit its, why u'll never be champ here down the road queer
    plus our M would whore you... but we still wish that u'd go there
    ^shit was fire. but three lines seems a little low.

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    It's obvious you think you're dope when you read the quote.
    But wait. hold up...
    ... didn't you leave that battle without a fucking SINGLE vote?
    Lost to Nique, Lost to Mystery,.. wow man, it's so amazin'.
    How you lose to every decent head you face and you're STILL overrated.
    ^^I'll sum up ya career for people who wanna follow your history.
    ''Beat some nobody's, no show champ for a week, then got slaughtered by Mystery.''
    I won't diss your parents, but listen boy you should stay down.
    They didn't like to let shit slide.. but that was ya favorite toy at the playground
    Let's settle this hoe. you're a nobody. it's so true, i'll show proof.
    Like the only time you've ever been archived... was by your OWN crew
    ^imo, best lines. GODDAMN!

    holy shit, another of my predictions, right down the drain. i picked some bad ones this week. lol ..the battle was nice, but jay ..you came a little under what i expected to see. You were doing awsome in the beginning of the season, what happened? you're running out of nice concepts ..hope you do better next week. Good battle, but hens took it pretty easily.

    v. Johnny

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