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  1. June 1st, 2008, 04:02 AM #1
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    Failed Pick-Up Lines

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  2. June 1st, 2008, 04:50 AM #2
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    Re: Failed Pick-Up Lines

    rofl
    these are great

    What are you doing tonight, besides giving me a boner?

    Excuse me...my dad used to beat me, can I have your phone number?

    Are your feet tired? Because I've been following you for awhile and mine are kind of tired..
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  3. June 1st, 2008, 04:54 AM #3
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    Re: Failed Pick-Up Lines

    ROFLMAO shits hilarious
    Hit N' Run

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  4. June 1st, 2008, 06:18 AM #4
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    Re: Failed Pick-Up Lines

    DUURRRHHHH!!!



    I'm not really retarded, I was just acting retarded because you guys are really special. Can I have your number?


    lmaoooo....


    can I have your autograph? you're just so pretty I thought you were a celebrity!


    do you have AIDS? YES!!!!

    No...

    can I have your phone number?!?!
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  5. June 1st, 2008, 06:50 AM #5
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    Re: Failed Pick-Up Lines

    lol that one wit the retard or w.e worked pretty good
    wtf with the shittin the pants tho? course that aint gonna work lol

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  6. June 1st, 2008, 09:39 AM #6
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    Re: Failed Pick-Up Lines

    lmfao@ all of these...

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  7. June 1st, 2008, 09:43 AM #7
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    Re: Failed Pick-Up Lines

    Rofl do niggas really approach woman like this? I just walk up to em like, hi how you doing, my name santino, an you? than its a wrap..
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  8. June 1st, 2008, 09:57 AM #8
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    Re: Failed Pick-Up Lines

    hey ive only got 6 months to live and i want to spend it with you can i have your number?
    rofl

    i no its hard to believe but im single.....and looking

    lololol
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  9. June 1st, 2008, 01:53 PM #9
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    Re: Failed Pick-Up Lines

    them joints are MAD FUNNY B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Re: Failed Pick-Up Lines

    Lmfao, This shit is fuckin hillarious.


    "I dont know if you know this... But im superman.... No im really superman... This isnt a pickup line..."
    It started with a kiss and turned out something else,
    The blood coils in through my veins, I think of no one else.
    I never believed in much, but I believe in this.
    I’m incomplete without you, I’d kill to taste your kiss
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  11. June 2nd, 2008, 03:12 PM #11
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    Re: Failed Pick-Up Lines

    a couple of 'em didn't fail though... so boo at the muhfuckin' title...


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  12. June 2nd, 2008, 06:29 PM #12
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    Re: Failed Pick-Up Lines

    LOL. just thought id act like a retard cause you seem like special girls

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