Dyslexic vs. assid rane

[Dyslexic]

let's say
10-25
no d/r, crew, or hater votes
no bitten or recyled verses

spit first if you've got any balls, but since your still a newb it doesn't really matter

[assid_rane]

I rap like the wind, you can call me gust,
All you can do is sit back and eat my dust!
How you got such a big head, when u only won one battle?
With just my spit on this thread, ill whoop your whack ass down to seattle
Ill suck you into oblivian, like a black hole,
Im your worse nightmare, ive taken satens role!
I know you dont understand, but it aint your fault,
I spit my shit as quick as a lightning bolt!
you'd get banned from wales, coz u probs a fat dude..
when u stand on scales they say "to be continued"!
Your fat, so's ya mum, ya girlfriend, and your fuckin daughter,
if u had diaria, you'd drown the whole town in brown water!
listen, ive come the disition about these raps that im dishin'
you aint gunna win this, your fishin', wishin', im in pole position,
now that ive broke ya, woke ya, its time to provoke ya,
your so much of a fag, i could probably smoke ya
you think u can cut me into slices? wot a crisis!
more chance of rollin' double 6 on the dices,
yo dawg, when you get asked for ID you cant show them ur pictya (picture)....
you know you so ugly they gunna hit'ya or bitch'ya, or at least have an argument wich'ya
they were my flows, and in that moment,
i took out a foe, whos my next apponent!?

[assid_rane]

yo dawg, wen ya spittin? im gettin bored waitin'. i got things to do like, business to sort lol so come on cat, get online and spit ya shit!

[Mr Big]

this yours mate, the otha guy has done a runner on ya
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[assid_rane]

no! he better not!!! lol ive never had a full battle! they keep not replyin, but im gunna give this guy the benifit of the doupt and wait a bit like, since i spat at like 8:50 this mornin so he probs werent awake like, he better had spit coz every1 is doin this to me anyway....... ill wait a bit longer

[MC GAMBIT]

good verse kicko!!!!!!pity the other kat "CHOKED"!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[assid_rane]

Thanx Gambit, I aprieciate it.
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[assid_rane]

yo Dyslexic! where u at!!? come on, spit!!

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[Collector]

you'd get banned from wales, coz u probs a fat dude..
when u stand on scales they say "to be continued"!

funny

[assid_rane]

u being sarcastic? or u really think that was funny like?
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[assid_rane]

yo Dyslexic! come on man! i wonna battle not just me spittin come on, spit!

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[Dyslexic]

Yo my bad I just got in, I'll spit in a sec, my apologies gimme a sec, I'll drop a verse----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

[Dyslexic]

You told me when I’m on a scale it says to be continued
But you had no fucking clue of this shit you got up into
This dudes actin’ all cocky like his shit never fails
Gimme a break/ this bitch is rapping from WALES
He couldn’t feel rap if he was typing in Braille
Don’t bring those weak rhymes to the USA
Bout gang-bangers who drink tea and play croquet
Assid dressed up like a princess for Halloween
No disrespect kid, that’s expected if you’re European
This dude’s driving on the left, if you know what I mean
On the weekends he’s a beauty queen called Kathleen
But Kathleen’s still gets dudes to jerk his yellow submarine
There’s a little allusion to dispel this confusion
Your lines are cluttered, no balance, your shit doesn’t fit
But didn’t stutter, that’s real talent, for a brit with a clit
Check those lines, my methods primed with internal rhymes
See kid, rap aint a science it’s an art
Here’s a free lesson in multis, but your ass is still in the dark
What’s the use, this dudes a gender-bender just like Joan of arc
I ought to make his chalk outline a pink question mark

I killed in 20, aint a damn thing funny
That’s how we rep shit in the land of milk and honey

[ILLSEED]

decent battle but dyslexic pretty much ripped it

both had good structure but dys had tha personals and valid punches assid ruined it wit all his weak ass self glorification

n e ways vote dyslexic

please peep
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...threadid=67873

[rappaben1]

dyclexic won this one because of his punches>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>