so big it brought a tear to my eye...
and i dont mean that in an OH MY GOD! WHAT A LEGENDARY TURD! MAKES ME WANNA CRY OR SOMETHING!...
i mean that in a oh fuck i think i just ripped my asshole way....
my lord....
opiates.
so big it brought a tear to my eye...
and i dont mean that in an OH MY GOD! WHAT A LEGENDARY TURD! MAKES ME WANNA CRY OR SOMETHING!...
i mean that in a oh fuck i think i just ripped my asshole way....
my lord....
opiates.
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I heart opiates.
yea opiates will do that to you.. from your system getting backed up and not shitting like youre sapposed to.
biter
shit-selfie or gtfo.
MAn, I was stuck in traffic earlier and maybe about 20 minutes away from home
And I had to piss so fucking badly
I didn't even have a cup
I was borderline gonna piss on myself
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Spartacus is that you?
LOL!!
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He said selfie or get out.
I didn't wanna get out.
@Toobs this might sound weird but you can lube your ass and the shit slides out...preperation H and other things will help you. vasoline is ok. dont let big things rip your asshole
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@Money Mayweather i found myself in that position...something weird...if you physically hold your penis you can start yourself from having to piss. it will feel some sort of way but..it will end
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......bwWZAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Yea, @Toobs. Some nice vaseline, a lil roid cream, good soak in the tub well get that shit outta you.
And if you need help getting the vaseline in there, I have just the tool.
No need to rip your bhole.