L.L.L. Week 8 Mag - Bars over Bullshit 8 : Bars and Beef

[Godwasheeeeeeeeeeeeere]

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Aight last week was DOPPEEE and we had almost every single person show except one, Thats a dope ass week, this week we got some really dope matches with a really nice contenders and champ match, LETTERMAN is the new champ so congrats to him as he did a great job. Here is this weeks mag.




Interview with Muff by King Soul

So, first interview of the night and I've got Muff The Monolith. Muff, how you doing my G?

im good man. u caught me right before I was about to head out.

You've got a contenders match against Mimic, how do you feel about the battle and your opponent?

looking forward to it. I fux w/ mimic's shit. he can be pretty creative when he wants to. weve pic battled before n he had a few funny angles. ive been impressed w/ him lately. I like that ninja turtle line he had. as far as the battle goes..im not too sure atm..considering usually I immediately start writing once I see my opponent. either im too tired or im not as inspired right now. ill prolly work up some inspiration sooner than later tho. we'll see

Who's your only loss against and how did you feel about that loss?

joog'n. im content w/ it. he def brought it. some thought I took it but that didn't translate to the votes I guess. I saw that gow thought I took that shit in his mag. but its w.e not a loss I trip about. I respect the fuck out of joogn. hes the big homie.

Who you think the best is and the worst is in the league if you could only name one for each?

currently? myself excluded...umm letterman/galactic/pg/smog iono I gotta look at the roster but that's who strikes me as up there from just reading the verses. not going by record or anything.

What do you think about these new awards coming out? Mainly that new, flashy title defense one?

that shit is legit clean af. keep em coming. it kinda gives people incentive. so what their lil icons on a website but faux rewards are something I think psychologically. yknow? like for example on rmbva they have a text scene but records aren't kept nor accomps...and as a result people take that shit ultra light n the text scene is light in terms of activity

Do you have anything to say to the champion, whoever it may be, next week?

nigga u dead

What do you think of the LLL and the way it's ran?

loving it. smooth ship. great mags. great participation. I just wish there were more ppl voting..coz my match w/ useless was up entirely too long

What did you wanna be as a child?

lol a professional basketball player like any young black male. I was nice too. but lol as I grew older I realized I wasn't quick enough or had nearly enough athleticism. damn you mother n ur white genetics u passed unto thee. I cant jump for shit. but my jumper was seriously legit. I played aau all throughout my younger years n played hs ball but I didn't get scouted because I was short n not too quick for my position. I shot an incredibly high pct from deep tho. but eh. that's a whole nother story.

Give your shout outs and last comments brother.

Savage life

shouts to hushs pompadour.



Reviews

L.L.L Week 7:Champ Unfukwitable 3-1 vs Letterman 4-0
I thoght this was a really good and close match, I was a bit surprised letterman won as Unfukwitable just came off a couple of really nice wins here and elsewhere. But Letterman wanted the title and took it

Letterman wins and is the NEW CHAMP

L.L.L Week 7: Contenders SiK 3-0 vs Smog 5-1
This was reallyyyyyy close, I thought they both brought crazy bars and thought it was really close, Smogs first 4 lines had me like DAMN, but Sik was consistent from beginning till end.

Smog Wins

L.L.L Week 7: Useless 4-1 vs Muff 5-1
his was another real close battle, I think it was neck and neck, voters thought so to, in the end Muff pulls away

MUFF Wins


L.L.L Week 7: OG maestro 3-1 vs Alphadog 2-3
Another good match, OG had good bars, I think alpha did ok as well he just couldnt take OG out, If he wins 2 more matches OG goes back to the contenders

OG Maestro wins


L.L.L Week 7: Jonny blaze 3-3 vs Onslaught 0-0
Onslaught brought bars to JOhnny and he couldnt do nothing about it, I think JOhnny has to learn consistency and he will be a bigger threat in the leagues

Onslaught Wins

L.L.L Week 7: A.t. 1-2 vs Galactic 1-0
This was a nice battle, but Galactic was more consistent with better bars

Galactic Wins



L.L.L Week 7: Oddways 2-3 vs Smirk 1-2
Bash had a better verse, Smirk is on a losing streak I think he is lookng to break and may want to this upcoming week.

BASH Wins


L.L.L Week 7: Notti 1-1 vs EasyToBeat 1-4
Notti got that W this week pretty clearly I thought, Easy is getting better he just has to quit signing out so much so he needs more time for it

Notti Wins


L.L.L Week 7: Enbombz 4-1 vs Aero 1-1
Enbombz got someone who rarely ever no shows and he got beat, Lol if aero wins again he will be ina contenders match

Aero Wins


L.L.L Week 7: Killing Spree 3-3 vs Mimic 2-1
I was a bit surprised by this one tbh, I always under estimate Mimic yet he tends to win he beat Aero and now Killing Spree so he got the contenders shot

Mimic Wins

[Godwasheeeeeeeeeeeeere]

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Verse of the Week

Smog

Imma clown u a bit... Look

in Iraq u got word wifey's a month pregnant, the excitement overshadowed the war son
Till ur sergeant took u aside n said look in my eyes... U BEEN OUT THIS BITCH FA 4 MONTHS!
Now u like it there, funny how things change when some1's up in ya hoes ass
Cuz u can't stomach goin home,Sik..when u was just sick n the stomach to GO BACK
C'mon tho, they take from ME to pay U, why TF u mad at the world?
Cuz if I bust my ass so u could feed the bitch..It's only fair Im taxin ya girl
.....iight listen...
U ain't great enuff to be mentioned amongst the best, get ur ratings up
we ALL seen u tryna hof an old battle...N did U notice NOBODY gave a fuck
Ur not live in this place, plus the military promised u everything, n ya life isn't great
So when some1 tells u ur dope, think of ur army recruiter n how he LIED to ur face..
U bring no comp, everything u drop is weak to average, nothin more
Yeah u might write a decent review or 2, then GOW drops a mag that's CRISHIN urs..
I'll crack ya fuckin skull fa pleasure, the thrill of watchin blood leak for a hot minute
Ensuring that the only way we'll see Sik/Fuk in the title...Is when this nasty boy Smogs in it

Runner Up

Letterman
Vs Unfuk (Champ Match)

Gun w/ a silencer in the CAH. I'll get em off'd & chalk him
So when I ride up & shoot, he won't hear that AR like Joe Boston talking
Social butterfly? Faggot I hit clubs & keep pussy as remnants
Even if he throws Morehouse parties.. there's never any bitches in attendance
Outshined by other NC cats here. U were never noticed
But I can't knock, Noq.. not his fault no one knows who the fuck this joke is
Ur chick prostitutes in all 7 continents. The diseases just spiral
Her pussy's been exposed all over the world, no wonder it's gone viral
Ali of text. Had pressure in the tourney but dropped him quickly
So even if you swinging and I'm on the rope, a dope punch will never hit me
You want war? Ha.. who the fuck is this man kiddin
He'll disappear when the piece to his head, that's an instant transmission
Bullets don't have a name; these shots for anyone in my way
It's ironic that when I get the pound, you'll be picking up a couple strays
Got ur girl's dirty nudes. Only NASA would want somethin that cruddy
Cuz I swear, that wormhole could earn millions towards astronomical studies
Jocked my style. So vs me in the tourney u couldnt wig then
Sigh, clone.. U had one good spin in a round but couldn't get the big win
U drunk if u think u winning. Swear imma push you to the edge
So if u throw up from being hung over.. ill do you a favor & drop you off the ledge


Interview with Letterman by King Soul

My second interview for this evening is none other than the undefeated Champion himself. Another fellow Savage, Letterman. How you doing, champ?

- Doing good bro. Just been trying to break this "lazy" title I've been given. Got this accomplishment that everybody's been waiting forever for me to get. Can't complain

How does it feel to be the undefeated champion? Have you had any battles up to now that scared you?

- To me, that's an accomplishment in itself, with so much talent in the league. I'm not scared of any competition tho, I welcome the challenge.

What do you think of the current two contenders? Does either of them pose a threat to the belt?

- They're both dope writers. Muff beat me in the key tourney and Useless is the FL champ, so they're both potential threats.

What do you think of your opponent this week? Does he stand a chance?

- Smog is the kind of guy that you sleep on and he comes out of nowhere to rip your heart out. Happened to me in the 1-2 season finals like a year ago. I think my consistency will give me the edge over him tho.

If you could pick one for each, who do you think is the best and worst of LLL? Not counting yourself.

- The best that's participated so far is probably Joog. Not really sure about a worst tbh because it was Lenox but he's improved so idk if I can even call him that.

What do you think about LLL and the way it's being ran this season?

- It's going pretty smoothly for the most part. GoW is closing and setting battles on time and the mags are on time every week. Season is going good so far

Who would your dream opponent be, if you could bring back any text battler?

- The old RB vets. All of that old competition LLL used to have

Give your shout outs and final comments, champ, it was nice to have ya.

- Shoutout to everyone that's participating this season, let's keep it up.

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ROAST FEST HIGHLIGHTS

Muff
nigga ur dome is massive. im not kidding you prick
instead of trying to Fit in here...next time worry about how'll ya get ur head to fit in the pic
I bet ur gay friends come over for some sucky sucky n it wasn't much to plan
but lenox the first person I seen try to make a glory hole using nothing but his fucking hands
coz ur shirt has a square w/ a Y in it...but u log on rb daily asking niggas "Why Am I Square"

Enbombz
This look like a kid who survived a seizure...
While other kids be bumpin fists...he gotta use them to hide is features,
The Type of kid that give out evil often,
Talkin black lives matter with a face that screams "white people problems"
Thug life! He like "why you nigga's hatin"
Gettin his finger prints taken... By his mum with all the other finger paintings,
Spazzing out talking like you don't want these hands,
This dudes ready....in that I've never been in a fight in my life boxing stance,
This kids "bad boy" clear he got that diddy look
Bringing that mean muggin... While his parents still tryin to get him off the sippy cup
Honestly, the size of this geeks obsurd....
Dude should be twice the size, the amount of times we've seen him eat his words
Ur family go to see ur favourite shows, n u still not recovered
....Grinding on a man in a Barney costume, but that's enough of how I met your mother

Joogn
Lmaoooo stop this ishh...look at this girl-bodied fagt. Omgg John's a bitch
TF u wearing joggers for, when the only thing u'll run is a blade...across ya wrist
Been here 4ever n cant get better. Lol ur raps r str8 shit
But improvements so close u can smell it...right after the hand u masturbate w
Always thought u was an unathletic fgt. But its now a definite
Lookn like u just tryd to drown urself in ur pool but ran outta breath n quit
The nerve of you saying 'nigga'...i should catch a casualty
But i wont go Malcolm X...
Hes already Malcolm in the middle...of a fight w his sexuality

A.t.
I knew you was a skinny fuck and this proves it. Your muscle memory is fluid.
Must've been hard to stand and pose like that... Since you're used to being on your knees when you do it.
This little kid's been there and done that and uses elementary style comebacks...
It all makes sense now... Seeing your pockets are bigger than your nut sack.
I ain't even clowning, kid... You're parents still debating on moving towns again.
inhope you enjoy swimming in the same pool that your mother tried to drowned you in.

Notti
jus like a hoe, filters to ya pics before you postin em, this cats a fool
shoulda took the filter off ya pic, and added one to that dirty ass pool
every week you get beat, so today i decided to leave my weapon home
not sure which ones you.. that faggot standin there or the stepping stone

Packed graves
no mold remover but im erasing this scum
you dont move bricks faggit cuz ya families got a mobile home painted as one
tiny fuck if theres ever beef ya better hide
look like if you hugged yourself, you could hold hands on the other side
i could write for hours on how badly you suck
Light weight, how you make skinny sweats look baggy as fuck

E tha real
Clothes makin fanboy look soft without the Snuggle appeal
I always thought you were sheltered... now i see the struggle is real

Sik
Pussy?, hes never gotten, he gets rejected in school
Only hoes Lenox ever got wet was tossed on the ground after he filled up the pool
Those bushes are uneven, n u haven't mowed in a second
The difference between you and that shrubbery, is at least they're showing progression
Ya bars are honestly weak, it makes me die when u act hard
His text endeavors been through so many dry patches that it rivals his back yard
All the strain on your spine, im surprised you aint dead, but
Its not a pose, that's the artificial kickstand so he wont get his neck crushed
You aint never dropped bars, you just a kid and a nerd too
If Lens spittin hot dog, s'cause ya mom didn't blow it cool when she served you
This kids never been 'drained', chicks think he a tool....chump
Caption: 'This is how you look, after getting caught fuckin the pool pump

Smog
Im in shock, slapping my face to see if I'm awake or dreamin
I mean dawg! It's no wonder u bite.. U look like ur still at the age of teething
U talkin guns? Just stop u know u ain't never poppin um
Then again I know u get bullied, reminding me of columbine n how ur prolly Plottin 1
Lenox always yappin like he dickin a slut
Hittin it raw dog up against the wall? Knowin ud struggle liftin her up

Useless
U ain't a hustler, n its obvi u don't score bread...
so If u EVER get hard up for cash u could sell ad space on ur forehead.
U a zero in life n now everyone's laughn @ ur image...
s'ironic tho, cuz ya muscle mass n body fat got the same exact percentage.
u know what rhymes with Lenny Kravitz?... skinny faggots.
I would say embrace that shit but ur body look like it would fold under the weight if any added.

Orc
The Outsiders; it's our blowing up time
im throwing up signs. meanwhile, you showing Throwing Up signs
justa child -> & it's reaaaally uncomfortable to battle u twerp
.. you the only dude to noshow a battle and have it cause an Amber Alert
you wana rap. &&that's okay, it's alright fam
it should be reallly fucking easy seeing as u got the frame of a Mic Stand
Orc's a god. that's the difference, dork
plus your arm Definition is: 'come on bro I can't even lift a fork'
the J. Neutron steez don't work... justa hunch, buddy
ya hair got a Stick Up style that Bullies use to take your Lunch Money
ya wackass pool is a shoddy joke n trust i'll let the shotty blow
fuckkkk what u weigh soaking wet it won't matter when the body floats
u know Orc's hard & nobody is feeling this dorks bars
witha look that says u got a C in Math and can't show Moms the report card

Galactic
Maaaaaan you're frail. Weight, more is better?
Dog. Your idea of a Shoulder Press is pushing yours together
Spoke w/ this fgt before, he's stupid as shit. He's not that slick...
I wanna know what goes on in ya Headbutt...that's the last thing I'd wanna make Contact with
With text, who said they heard you was raw?
When ya daily Formula is drinkin yours thru a straw

AND THE WEEKS WINNERRRRR ISSSSSSSSSSSSSS

SiK

Battle of the Week

Unfukwitable

while GOW adds new Medals, U're still seekin Rb's first one;
It's a bunch of Unachieved shit on ya Bucket list, I can Diss u &Speak in the 3rd person.
Ur punch precisions at a 10% hit, My lyric's truely savage;
So since urs Sets the Stage for Mrs.. U Could post a verse & host a Beauty Pagent.
U can Catch me in ya Ride doin Role play acts w/ ur broad;
Reminded'em of Travolta in that Pulp Fiction scene, Gettin Brains in the back of ya Car.
Soon No one'll remember Lett, I'll be the name they all mention;
while this Cunt will be such a blur, U'll have to find his body in the Asian Porn Section.
How u got fire concepts & awful execution?. It's a damn shame;
He's Denzel in the movie Flight, Got all that Substance & still manages to land Plain.
Ya last match Puzzled me, U got thru Mae's lines very pleasant;
But here Dead Ends — mean U'll get buried a couple steps from the Cemetery exit.
Quit force'n hoes to be around u, that shit is nuts so give it up;
Only reason a Bitch Melee in ya Bed, Is If her tryin to get away results to Fista Cuffs.
Got a Charity called "Bodybag for Lett". U betta Boogie sucka;
I'm gettin Figures By Design, Just to help leave you Outlined like a Cookie Cutter.
I'm equip w/ Shurikens, Scythes, Mallets & other shit my unit has;
..those Stars, Hooks & Hammers'll have u seein All Red like the Soviet Union Flag.
that Last lost got me Claw'n rapid just to ensure a casket;
It'll be So many Lines over Letters, U'd have to Read his Will with a Foreign accent.


Letterman

Vs Unfuk (Champ Match)

Gun w/ a silencer in the CAH. I'll get em off'd & chalk him
So when I ride up & shoot, he won't hear that AR like Joe Boston talking
Social butterfly? Faggot I hit clubs & keep pussy as remnants
Even if he throws Morehouse parties.. there's never any bitches in attendance
Outshined by other NC cats here. U were never noticed
But I can't knock, Noq.. not his fault no one knows who the fuck this joke is
Ur chick prostitutes in all 7 continents. The diseases just spiral
Her pussy's been exposed all over the world, no wonder it's gone viral
Ali of text. Had pressure in the tourney but dropped him quickly
So even if you swinging and I'm on the rope, a dope punch will never hit me
You want war? Ha.. who the fuck is this man kiddin
He'll disappear when the piece to his head, that's an instant transmission
Bullets don't have a name; these shots for anyone in my way
It's ironic that when I get the pound, you'll be picking up a couple strays
Got ur girl's dirty nudes. Only NASA would want somethin that cruddy
Cuz I swear, that wormhole could earn millions towards astronomical studies
Jocked my style. So vs me in the tourney u couldnt wig then
Sigh, clone.. U had one good spin in a round but couldn't get the big win
U drunk if u think u winning. Swear imma push you to the edge
So if u throw up from being hung over.. ill do you a favor & drop you off the ledge

[Godwasheeeeeeeeeeeeere]

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1.Letterman
He is the champion and earned his spot

2.Smog
This dude has been killing it, every week even the week he lost he had a dope verse

3.MUFF
one fo the top dudes in the league definatly looking to get in a title match and probably will soon

4.Mimic
Mimic been surprising me, done a great job so far and beat a couple notable cats. really good job

5.Aero
Aero has been winning and doing well I think he is one of the best battling right now


Watch Out fors

Hush - will be in the top as soon as he beats a couple people so watch out for him
Allen knight - same as hush
Useless - Took a hard L to Muff but def one of the better writers
Packed Graves - got bars and is goign to get to a title match befor real long
Galactic - another dude who is throwing bars down.

Previews

LLL Week 8: Champ Match- Smog 6-1 vs. Letterman 5-0
Man this match is going to be crazy nice, Smog coming off a really nice victory vs SiK and Letterman is Undefeated. I dont know I got to go with the undefeated here

Letterman 55/45

LLL Week 8: Contenders Match- Muff 6- 1 vs Mimic 3-1
I dont think mimic can out bar Muff here, I think Muff has better punchlines and is a good bit more harsh

Muff 70/30


Og maestro 4-1 vs Aero 2-1
Og Has an ability to write well but Aero has witty and simple punches that I think make it super efective in a battle. I dont see Aero losing and he should be getting close to a contenders match

Aero 60/40

Tuckz 0-1 vs Allen Knight 0-0
Man if Allen shows this will be a beating and tuckz will get beaten.

Allen 75/25

Galactic 2-0 vs Onslaught 1-0
This is going to be a really nice match how ever I always liked Galactics bars and think he is the better writer here

Galactic 70/30

Enbombz 4-2 vs Hush 0-0
Man If Hush shows its going to be another beating, Hush makes top 5 text ever lists and there is a reason for that plus I never seen him rusty. so I got to go with HUsh here

Hush 80/20

Packed graves 2-1 vs Bash 3-3
This is going to be a really good match as I think it could go either way, Packed got harsh wordlay and dope punches and Bash is consistent. I got it close

Packed 55/45

Notti 2-1 vs Blanco 1-0
I think Notti will out bar blanco here and has a better chance to win

Notti 55/45

Unfukwitable 3-2 vs Jonny blaze 3-4
Man Unfuk coming off a bad loss and will probably want to get back to the top. I dont see JOhnny stopping him

Unfukwitable 0/40

Alphadog 2-4 Useless 4-2
Useless will win as he is the better writer and will probably be wanting revenge for the CLOSSEEE loss he took to muff.

Smirk 1-3 vs Joe Boston

I think Joe has his mind elsewhere and I think Smirk is really looking for a win

Smirk 55/45


Top Punches

in Iraq u got word wifey's a month pregnant, the excitement overshadowed the war son
Till ur sergeant took u aside n said look in my eyes... U BEEN OUT THIS BITCH FA 4 MONTHS!
Now u like it there, funny how things change when some1's up in ya hoes ass
Cuz u can't stomach goin home,Sik..when u was just sick n the stomach to GO BACK

he went to Mardi gras to party y'all, surprised he could afford it...
So he gets room n board n then was in his room n boardin' his WHOLE time in new Orleans.

ur verses make us "YAWN". we immediately log out n test your patience
nigga when you drop rhymes , All Aboard! then we roll out n head to the next destination

You only battle on the road, while ya girls home gettin piped quick
Difference between her n the site?
She cant wait for you to leave, n we cant wait for u to get home so u dont write shit

Outshined by other NC cats here. U were never noticed
But I can't knock, Noq.. not his fault no one knows who the fuck this joke is

WTF@ RETARDED FINALS FUCKING ME IP
WTF@ ONE ONE SING NOS HOW, THATS FUCKING DOPE
WTF@ ALL THE BEEF IN CHAT, THIS WHAT LEAGUES POSED TO BE LIKE
WTF@ SO MANY CLOSE MATCHES THIS WEEK
WTF@ THE BITCHES ON THE BOTTOM
WTF@ MUFF BEEFING WITH EVERYONE LOL
WTF@ UGLY CHICKS WHO THINK THERE NICE
WTF@ FUCKHEADS WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERY THING
WTF2 FUCK IT, THIS HIT IS DOPE PROPS TO YOU ALL

That is the mag, sorry it is a bit shorter this week as its finals for me but next week we back to the big mags, Hope everyone enjoyed it and get ready to have a dope ass week, Remember tag matches go up and is set tomorrow on Monday. Keep bringing them bars and thanks everyone for showing and thanks a fuck ton to @King Soul for helping out so much.


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[Lenox]

Nice

[Tempest]

Dope magazine and anytime bruh.

[Mimic]

Always those dope mags man

[Notti]

WTF @ @SiK having a better mag then you this week.. haha, jk, dope shit.

[SiK]

Dope ass mag bro...do I get an accomp for winning the roast #bars

[Blanco.]

thanks for the battle review, appreciate it.

[Godwasheeeeeeeeeeeeere]

Dope ass mag bro...do I get an accomp for winning the roast #bars

Yehabro ima get to it today jsut trying to finish up my finals..u know got final exams this week FUCKER

[Godwasheeeeeeeeeeeeere]

WTF @ @SiK having a better mag then you this week.. haha, jk, dope shit.

lmao dont make me redo this shit!!!!!!!!

[Amen]

How come none of them bitches got a nice round ass tho?

Did @Fresh give you these pictures?

The fuck

Dope mag tho, feller.

[Letterman]

Dope mag GoW.

[SiK]

Yehabro ima get to it today jsut trying to finish up my finals..u know got final exams this week FUCKER

No rush bro I was just making sure. I didn't know If there was a clear decision on if there was an accomp or not...the only reason I wrote for it tbh lmao

and YES MY MAG IS BETTER...YOU KNOW I GOT THE MAG SWAG

[Smog]

Nice shit man