Ransom Writers Chat

[TheShaman]

AY @Jack Hallows , I just listened to that verse on the vocaroo that lil homie MC posted: https://voca.ro/1iBGWwUlt0NE ... Honestly I was fucking with it hard (The US is crooked that's why I stopped fighting for em / Cuz seems like all we do is fight n*ggas that light menorahs". Damn, son. But then you started talking about Kanye, and ... yeah. That's was a shame. But anyway, dope verse. We know it wasn't no god damn freestyle, but call it a keystyle .. Dope shit, brotha.
@Bag Mandela Have you been inducted into some Battlerap.com inner circle sect where they perform occult rituals and tell you to delete shit talk, cuz that's a shame. Shit talk is this sites life blood. Main Character is obviously out of line, lol. But free speech and all ..

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Haha, a new site. Let's not over stretch the man @Virbius . I think it would be a shame if the boring day to day maintanence of the site was left over to Bag, but def agree that he has been to top guy on this site for a while. Maybe Jack could get a janitor role and Bag could be the principal.

[Virbius]

AY @Jack Hallows , I just listened to that verse on the vocaroo that lil homie MC posted: https://voca.ro/1iBGWwUlt0NE ... Honestly I was fucking with it hard (The US is crooked that's why I stopped fighting for em / Cuz seems like all we do is fight n*ggas that light menorahs". Damn, son. But then you started talking about Kanye, and ... yeah. That's was a shame.

Nah I heard it as “Cuz seems like all we do is fight FOR n*ggas that light menorahs". I love the delivery and flow, and, uh, most of the lines. But yeah. Yikes.

To be fair we’ve all got our foibles. I sometimes talk with my mouth full at the dinner table. Jack sometimes regurgitates far right antisemitic conspiracy theory tropes. Nobody’s perfect.

[EyeDealIstic]

And I don’t actually wish Jack died in the war, only maimed a little. Just, like, lost a leg or something.

You only wish this because one less leg means it's easier for you to put your mouth on his pee pee.

On his pee pee!

[TheShaman]

Nah I heard it as “Cuz seems like all we do is fight FOR n*ggas that light menorahs". I love the delivery and flow, and, uh, most of the lines. But yeah. Yikes.

To be fair we’ve all got our foibles. I sometimes talk with my mouth full at the dinner table. Jack sometimes regurgitates far right antisemitic conspiracy theory tropes. Nobody’s perfect.

Damn, he said that? Guess I Freudian slipped the listening for how much I WANT to like it. lol. I thought it was an honest admittal of sin for a moment.

[EyeDealIstic]

Damn, he said that? Guess I Freudian slipped the listening for how much I WANT his meat lol. I thought often about the thrill of his moans behind me teehee.

You gotta dial it down, buckaroo. Cool it, pal!

[TheShaman]

I saw that from a mile away, Egg... However, you literally said to Virbius that if you have a microphone around you, you would shove it up your anus, and then he wouldn't use it because it would smell like poo. I'm not really an expert, but I don't think most ppl would use a shit stinking microphone. Also, that's pretty gay tbh..

[Main Character]

You guys aren't rappers you write lyrics lmao.

[EyeDealIstic]

I saw that from a mile away, Egg... However, you literally said to Virbius that if you have a microphone around you, you would shove it up your anus, and then he wouldn't use it because it would smell like poo. I'm not really an expert, but I don't think most ppl would use a shit stinking microphone. Also, that's pretty gay tbh..

You would chuck (this word was selected deliberately) a microphone up your posterior puss cavern and let the moans of billions of trapped sperms guide your soul. You would then use it as a beat and would remaster your previous sex tapes with autotune so the moans of the other men would compose tracks upon which you'd "rap" about and would leave you with nothing but a backseat full of mixtapes that got you booted from a vegan coffee shop that specializes in "cruelty free" nut milk options when you kept harassing a six year old boy who eventually overpowered you and threw your "live laugh love" facemask into the street which led to you weeping uncontrollably for nearly 20 minutes.

[Virbius]

just so everyone is aware, i don’t actually think this fucker Virbius is a piddler.

And I don’t actually think Jack is a Nazi.

Wait what? He’s a literal openly self-confessed card carrying Nazi sympathiser??

Well. That’s wild.

Just the regular salute or the problematic one?

[Virbius]

@Main Character Tell me who you are and I’ll battle you

That’s KnoX’s wife Constanza. Isn’t she a sweetheart.

[Main Character]

Jack is a white dude that works at a grocery store.