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    Battle

    anyone, any amount, prefer higher skilled humans but if you're new i'll troll and make it fun
    grab the blade, or do I bomb him first? I’m committing homi’s, WORSE:
    if he’s on his way to work? I’m shooting ativan.. his death will REALLY calm my nerves

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    Re: Battle

    I'm down

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    Re: Battle

    Quote Originally Posted by Random View Post
    I'm down
    set it and i'll match w/e u drop
    grab the blade, or do I bomb him first? I’m committing homi’s, WORSE:
    if he’s on his way to work? I’m shooting ativan.. his death will REALLY calm my nerves

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    Site's 3rd Worst Battler All Seeing Eye's Avatar
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    Re: Battle

    Well, if we battled I'd probably point out that you contain butt semen and then the so-called "voters" would giggle and squee and say how jealous they are that you have butt semen and would then contrive arbitrary and inane reasons to vote against me, The Eye.

    So alas I shall not.
    What is high- My battle loss record & my blood pressure.
    What's not high- my win record or me.

    Enjoy the rest of your day.

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    Re: Battle

    Quote Originally Posted by All Seeing Eye View Post
    Well, if we battled I'd probably point out that you contain butt semen and then the so-called "voters" would giggle and squee and say how jealous they are that you have butt semen and would then contrive arbitrary and inane reasons to vote against me, The Eye.

    So alas I shall not.
    i do see voters discussing quantities of butt semen quite often, at alarming rates one could even say

    good choice, i foresee this is what would have happened as well
    grab the blade, or do I bomb him first? I’m committing homi’s, WORSE:
    if he’s on his way to work? I’m shooting ativan.. his death will REALLY calm my nerves

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    Site's 3rd Worst Battler All Seeing Eye's Avatar
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    Re: Battle

    That being said, if you were inclined to do a topical battle with the topic being @Slayerr exchanging blowjobs to guys bone bacons in exchange for illogically small sums of change this is something I would be open to penning.
    What is high- My battle loss record & my blood pressure.
    What's not high- my win record or me.

    Enjoy the rest of your day.

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