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    I am getting divorced

    ... true story. Shit's ending.

    Terrible couple of weeks.

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    Re: I am getting divorced

    Nah man shit takes work.
    I've had standoffs with my wife.. full blown lets scrap type standoffs.
    It's a phase..

    ..but then again.. dunno ur situation.
    Goodluck.. aim for an anulment.

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    Re: I am getting divorced

    Donno the situation but either way. Sorry you're goin through it.
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    Re: I am getting divorced

    congratulations

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    Re: I am getting divorced

    Congratulations? Well, actually, maybe.

    Join the club, holmes. You need a shoulder to cry on, you're probably gay. But so am I, and you can cry on mine.

    In my experience... it'll suck. For a while. Lots of drinking and masterbating to tranny porn. But then you wake up and recognize your freedom. Unless you got kids... then you'll be financially ass raped. And since their your kids, you'll take and smile. Because hey, who wouldn't let themselves get ass raped for their kids?
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    Re: I am getting divorced

    Damn Spoken, are you serious?


    And here I was texting Ryan earlier that I'm dumping my chick if she doesn't come to my soccer game on Thursday.

    Abi, how busy are teachers during the week?


    Hope the best for you Kyle (Spoken)


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    Re: I am getting divorced

    Oh man, thats sad....,

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    Re: I am getting divorced

    Divorce is inevitable in this day and age. My solution?

    Never get married.

    But honestly, sorry to hear dudelady.

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    Re: I am getting divorced

    Fuckin' double posts.

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    Re: I am getting divorced

    I just went threw one. If you feel like she isn't putting enough effort in your relationship, or she's not at least matching yours... dead her.

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    Re: I am getting divorced

    You call it getting married...I call it actin' selfish....
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    Re: I am getting divorced

    Honestly Spokey, I don't like you. It's nothing personal, you're just not my type. But you're a poetry fag, and I'm a poetry fag. That counts for something. Along the lines of we should probably stick together.

    You're also into philosophy and shit too. And while I'll take Buddha over Nietzsche, it's a lot better than Da Krypple and his worshiping of Mammon. I probably can't help you save your marriage. But if you're interested, I know a few books (because you're literate) that might help make sure it never happens again. I'm not even being kayfab on this, dead serious.
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    Re: I am getting divorced

    dead @ worshipping mammon.

    and Ricardo, my name's not kyle, lol

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    Re: I am getting divorced

    That's a shame but this had been on the cards given one or two threads you've made in the past right?

    I remember you postin wedding pictures aswell not so long ago and some other shit (poss affair) i dont remember to well.

    Only way is up again though now right?...

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    Re: I am getting divorced

    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Smokey View Post
    That's a shame but this had been on the cards given one or two threads you've made in the past right?

    I remember you postin wedding pictures aswell not so long ago and some other shit (poss affair) i dont remember to well.

    Only way is up again though now right?...
    Yeah, more of the same but worse.

    So I'm getting out, as shitty as it is.

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