Smh. The type of blatant fuck boy shit yall let go on here is astounding.
Kill a bitch and kill her kid
all depends what her nigga did
-herbo
I was neutral in high school. Played sports, was smart, but I went to a private school and so I didn't live in the same areas as the other kids. So I was friendly with everyone but never super close to anyone.
One of the kids I was kind of close to was this kid named Dave. Dave liked heavy music but also liked rap, so we got on ok. He had the seat next to me in study hall and also I think history, or something in a larger lecture hall.
Anyways, after awhile, I realized that none of the other kids liked to hang out with Dave. And I kind of wondered why. After all, when we were talking, he was pretty cool. He was kind of dumb, but he had reasonable interests for high school. We talked about the girls we liked, we were both on the football team,... Dave seemed like an OK kid.
One day, we're in lunch, and we see this girl that Dave likes sit down with her friends. Except, today, there was a seat open at the table. So I go to Dave, "dude, you have to go talk to her. Go sit next to her and talk to her." After all, it was literally the next table over.
He bitched and complained for awhile. But, eventually, he walked over to her. And I'll never forget what he said to her. I'm eating my lunch, trying to pay attention to what I'm doing and also listen in to his conversation. And I forget what exactly he said, but he opened with a line about how she looks like the type of girl who would cut herself.
All of the sudden I was like, "oh. I get why people don't hang out with Dave."
For the rest of the year, I would watch as Dave spoke to new people from new groups. I would invite him to parties and introduce him to people. And yet, the result would always be the same. Dave would say something weird. He would embarrass everyone. And I would have to apologize to someone, afterwards.
I never really figured out why Dave was so weird to strangers until years later. When I had met enough people in my life to recognize that Dave was just insecure around people. He was just trying too hard to impress people, and didn't quite know the right way to do it.
My point is simply that Spit, you have Dave energy. You try really hard to be cool and be edgy. You wear jackets that look like they've been made from designer trash bags. And you talk all of this aggressive nonsense.
But we all want you to just stop being Dave. And start being David. Cuz we know we would like the real you, if you only felt comfortable telling us the truth about who you are.
And the truth about David was that his uncle molested him.
Last edited by hello there; March 19th, 2019 at 04:58 PM
lmao touche
tbth ive given the same redundant answers 20+× over the yrs i was tryna think of better ones
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@Zunto get ur fgt ass over to our 1-2 battle
asap
@hello there you are seriously disturbed bro. I have a feeling you were trying to tell us something about yourself there, and I feel bad for you.
I almost read all that... skimmed to the last sentence & was like nahhh
@Ryno good battle bro
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