Irony At Its Best
Monday 22nd January, 1999, We meet..
So I'd be drinking in my local bar, it wasn't that far
from where I parked the car, me & B' be bumping on par
with the local talent. See I haven't been in here in a while,
because the cue gets long then I hear that song & smile.
There she is.. ready to hit the tiles, a first time glance at love
sent from above, our eyes fix.. our styles go & fit like a glove.
Look at my boy and shove..
"I'd kill to get a piece of that ass"
....as time passed, then I grasped that ass & my face was slapped
have I finally met my match? ha ha. But then she stares in my eyes
to my surprise I finally came to realise that she was already mine.
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Thursday 5th of September, 1999, After the Trial..
My worst fears couldn't haven contemplated this, I missed
the fact that killing a man would eventually come to shit-
on me, & destroy my family. How can pulling a trigger come so easily?
"PLEASE FREE ME.."
..shouting at the rafters could never get near to apease me.
It was a sleazy..mistake, I shoulda knew she was a fake,
when the bitch first appeared as a guest on Ricky Lake.
Now I've made my cake.. & ate it, dislayed it, put it on show
infront of a jury of the court telling them I was duped by a hoe.
But to take her side & go? My soul sank at the verdict.. gasp-
-ing at the very thought, that I said..
.."I'd kill to get a piece of that ass"
@
Saturday 4th April, 1999, The Day I killed for THAT Ass..
Wake up beside my beauty like everyday, she lay on her side
& looked at me in a way that coincided with being angry, looking shy
she gave up & cried.. bewildered, straight away asking for me
to know. Before I could go, she turned & sobbed..
.."Tell me you'd kill for me!!!!"
I looked in amazement, she crazy? The bitch dazed me, but I knew
what I was doing when I replied..
.."Of course I'd kill for you"
I caught the story she threw.. at me. 'bout some chump, an ex' I think
who was stealing everything she had including the kitchen sink.
So with the blink of an eye, found the adress of this guy-
then hooked-up some wheels & drived hoping that I'd buy..
..time. To get away with this crime, but then I saw this fuck
when he tried to duck I went with him & the bullets flew from my truck
left only with lead to suck, he went down.. thats when the police passed.
A rural repitition in my skull which minced my words, hence..
.."I'd kill to get a piece of that ass"
@
In conclusion..
A perfect solution from that dime, I admit she was clever
to get me to feather an innocent guy & put him in heaven.
As the clock strikes eleven..pm, I deal with the monstrosity
with 50,000 volts in my chair,me & Mary DID created electricity.
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