PS: Taytay Vs. John Hensley

[Mystery~Murdera]

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[John Hensley]

sweet

[Donald Trump]

Your dad just sucks at life everything he does is weak
because wackness runs in the family....hensley
you dont go to parties and u rarely go out at night
cause your idea of sight seing is looking at websites
plus your punches never hit infact they are cheesy
and its like your mom was an egg how shes over easy
you havent accomplished shit so kid save the drama
cause your only bragginwrite is actually David Lamas
you cant even talk to girls guess you cant stand the heat
cause last time you broke the ice
Was selling slurpies on the street

2-0 Bitch

[John Hensley]

shits due in like almost 24 hours isnt it? i dunno, im dropping then though.

[John Hensley]

Got stun gun punches, which means you hear the best shit.
They send jolts up ya spine, while Tayzer nowhere near electric.
You must be retarded, n' i aint even heard of you dude.
But y else would u write a no show verse 24 hours before verses are due?
Peepin ya audios, sure enough it was nothin' but wack.
Cuz you resemble the button i press whenever i hear one of your tracks.
Wins are in our vision, but we both know that i see more.
Cuz kid, your lines get more F's than the top row on a keyboard.
It's a KO, one more punch n' you can bet your world ends.
Cuz im about to take Ator out.. like what happened when i met ur girlfriend.

[Lo0se CaNNoN]

Your dad just sucks at life everything he does is weak
because wackness runs in the family....hensley
LOl, nice opener
you dont go to parties and u rarely go out at night
cause your idea of sight seing is looking at websites
lmao, sample, good shit
plus your punches never hit infact they are cheesy
and its like your mom was an egg how shes over easy
LOl, seems 1st grade, but ok
you havent accomplished shit so kid save the drama
cause your only bragginwrite is actually David Lamas
meh
you cant even talk to girls guess you cant stand the heat
cause last time you broke the ice
Was selling slurpies on the street
meh closer

Tay- this verse was iigh, u aint come too remarkable, but u came pretty solid, nice nameplay at points and nice personals, i like the way u flipp'd the back in the day momma joke, i aint really heard that one, but style similar, and everything else was pretty much jus straight forward, solid verse

vs

Got stun gun punches, which means you hear the best shit.
They send jolts up ya spine, while Tayzer nowhere near electric.
um kinda forced, but ok
You must be retarded, n' i aint even heard of you dude.
But y else would u write a no show verse 24 hours before verses are due?
kinda stretched, kinda weak, meh
Peepin ya audios, sure enough it was nothin' but wack.
Cuz you resemble the button i press whenever i hear one of your tracks.
LOl, i thought it was funny, but stretch'd
Wins are in our vision, but we both know that i see more.
Cuz kid, your lines get more F's than the top row on a keyboard.
seems bland, u need to make it witty
It's a KO, one more punch n' you can bet your world ends.
Cuz im about to take Ator out.. like what happened when i met ur girlfriend.
LOl, this was coo, jus caught it the second time

John- i dont kno u so i cant say much, but this was iigh also, u had some okay concepts, u jus needed to work on ur verse alittle more and polish, u seemed as if u jus put something together real quick and jus dropp'd it, a few nice concepts but ur wordin fuck'd up the power

Vote- no hate but vote/ Tay

[Marvman]

i say we ban Advisory for dickriding.

[phlymo]

john took this easy. tay i'm sure i saw you come a million miles better than that last season. i dunno whether you just didn't write cos you thought he'd no-show, or if you couldn't be arsed cos it was preseason, but that verse was pretty dull man. hens had some ok moments, nothing too dope but he took this without much trouble. tayzer line was nicest.

v/hens

[I Got Pwnd]

Got stun gun punches, which means you hear the best shit.
They send jolts up ya spine, while Tayzer nowhere near electric

vs.

you cant even talk to girls guess you cant stand the heat
cause last time you broke the ice
Was selling slurpies on the street

Overall/-Meh.Bland battle & basic...nothing amazing or really witty...but The tayzer line was effective..more than Tay's Slurpies on the street...over ez line i didnt really like cuz i used it before...its not played..jus how felt...so..

v/-Hens.

Bland battle..but its pe-season'd like meat at the deli.

[Aeral]

Your dad just sucks at life everything he does is weak
because wackness runs in the family....hensley
weak
you dont go to parties and u rarely go out at night
cause your idea of sight seing is looking at websites
simple. a lil too much
plus your punches never hit infact they are cheesy
and its like your mom was an egg how shes over easy
lol, decent
you havent accomplished shit so kid save the drama
cause your only bragginwrite is actually David Lamas
these have already been done to death in the short time the sites been up
you cant even talk to girls guess you cant stand the heat
cause last time you broke the ice
Was selling slurpies on the street
broke the ice is played.. decent flip i guess

Vs.


Got stun gun punches, which means you hear the best shit.
They send jolts up ya spine, while Tayzer nowhere near electric.
tayzer is kinda stretched imo
You must be retarded, n' i aint even heard of you dude.
But y else would u write a no show verse 24 hours before verses are due?
lol, i was laughing at that before you even dropped
Peepin ya audios, sure enough it was nothin' but wack.
Cuz you resemble the button i press whenever i hear one of your tracks.
lol
Wins are in our vision, but we both know that i see more.
Cuz kid, your lines get more F's than the top row on a keyboard.
haha, decent ish
It's a KO, one more punch n' you can bet your world ends.
Cuz im about to take Ator out.. like what happened when i met ur girlfriend.
decent wordplay/nameplay.

v- hensley. too easily, i can see he didnt really even try but tay i think for some reason you didnt try either, i havent really peeped you before it just seems like it.. idk, hensley had the clear better verse though.


BTW- ya'll dudes hit up my battle, it was a no-show & i'm looking for some feedback. I'd appreciate it, dont be lazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chrit.]

v/ Hens

I'm not explaining something so fucking obvious.

Bye.

[Jay Walker]

john took it easily. but god damnit, these new kids with their voting are really making me want to find a different league. this shit is like frontlines. how the fuck could dominator get a vote? he didnt have one good punch. he had one good concept i thought in the over easy, but pulled it off corny as fuck. john wins it easy.

[SlicKnife]

you cant even talk to girls guess you cant stand the heat
cause last time you broke the ice
Was selling slurpies on the street
^^^ only just

Vs.

Got stun gun punches, which means you hear the best shit.
They send jolts up ya spine, while Tayzer nowhere near electric.

yeh I only got one quotables for both, but John took this pretty easily...his other lines were much better, and he was much more consistent overall - Tay, your bars seem to be too simple, and not really harsh or dissing much

Vote - John Hensley

[Sobe]

seriously

you dont go to parties and u rarely go out at night
cause your idea of sight seing is looking at websites

^^wtf?

closer was ok but ur verse sucked ass

Got stun gun punches, which means you hear the best shit.
They send jolts up ya spine, while Tayzer nowhere near electric.
Wins are in our vision, but we both know that i see more.
Cuz kid, your lines get more F's than the top row on a keyboard.

v/ hensley