User Tag List

Page 1 of 4 1 2 ... LastLast
Showing results 1 to 15 of 54

Thread: Cleanin Out My Closet Remix.

  1. #1
    Silly goose Baxter D. Wall's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    Colorado
    Posts
    18,019
    Battle Record
    30-12

    Cleanin Out My Closet Remix.

    read it along to the Clean Out My Closet beat.





    Wheres my cock?
    I have no cock in my butthole
    There you go
    yeah, yeah..
    yo yo



    Have you ever tasted or masterbated to dick?
    I have, ive fingered prostates and had double penetrating dicks
    Picket signs for my dickfilled rhymes, look at the times
    Is it a crime for me to want to muthafuck some kid from behind?
    All this comotion in my ocean keep pumpin i want to feel you explodin
    Testicles flarin from Dre even after i blew him told me to keep strokin
    Deepthroatin cock excluding no one, for as long as im breathin
    Keep lick ass in the mornin', ill do whatever it takes for the semen
    It leaves me with with that oh so wonderful so taste in my mouth
    See they can finger me, Saw the str8 rode and took the other route
    Look at me now, never succumb to the pussys meow
    I love it mama, Im here and queer so here my growl


    chorus x 2

    Im sorry mama
    I thought you had a clue
    I just wanna suck some dick
    So tonight, Im Comin Out The Closet


    must be claustrophobic cuz now im out of the closet
    and i dont care who all knows it
    So before they throw me inside my coffin and close it
    imma expose it, hey give that dick to me
    Dre if you dont let me feel ill tell everyone i sucked your pee pee
    Come on, Shady only wants a couple of Buttfucks
    Im just a faggot who likes his panties up in a rut
    I dont spit, I NEVER forget to swallow, No Lie!
    But i wont, wait on second thought ill take any guy
    I look at my Herpes, Scars of war I wear them with pride
    Even if i hated Dre, Id still grip my cheeks and try to at least work
    With him we like to anally play every now and then hell bust on my face
    But Im only human, how should i know cuz i knocked him out its rape?
    What I am is stupid no doubt I am dumb
    But the hardest shit Ive ever had to do was not to swallow his cum
    cuz it was gonerrhea filled and, i couldnt take it in my hole
    this is my life, just dial 1-800-Man Hoe


    chrous x 2

    im sorry mam
    i thought you had a clue
    i just wanna suck some dick
    So tonight, Im Comin Out The Closet


    Now I would never kiss my own papa just to get him to stick his dick in
    lve learned my lesson better put some lube on before you put that shit in!
    Put yourself in my postion, stay like this when i stick it
    And witness our sexual exploits through the camara thats filmin
    Bitchs got it lucky allowed to hold purses and supposed to work tricks for their pimps
    Showin thorough Pubic Crabs symptoms, Victim of MustMunchCock Syndrome
    My whole life I was made to believe that when it came to dick i shouldnt touch it
    Till i grew up, now i blew up and left my shit in 50s stomach,
    Thats the whole reason were allowing you to make CD's 50
    For the beautiful way you treated me and little Shady 50
    But guess what, your beats are old now and i know that Dres horny
    If you want some more your gonna have to ride the Chronic Pony
    And now im gettin so big now, you should see me..quite youthful
    In your presence ill always be that way..even at your funeral
    See what hurts me the most is when you use the extra large dong
    Bitch, youre doing it wrong, put it in and then turn the vibrator on
    And how dare you try to take what you didnt help me to get!
    You selfish bitch, Ive went through hell to get his dick!
    And now no one can stop me Bush can try but but he wont get me!
    Signed Slim Shady, Yall know im always down for the DP


    chorus x 4
    Last edited by Baxter D. Wall; December 18th, 2003 at 03:33 AM

  2. #2
    Silly goose Baxter D. Wall's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    Colorado
    Posts
    18,019
    Battle Record
    30-12
    Last edited by Baxter D. Wall; December 18th, 2003 at 02:53 AM

  3. #3
    You've Earned a Custom Title!
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Posts
    1,236
    Battle Record
    15-6
    HAHHAHAHA... thats some funny ass shit.. haha best remix ever.. i see hollywood for you dez...
    Artificial Intelligence

  4. #4
    BEST topical writer... Endeva.'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    N.E.England
    Posts
    8,020
    Battle Record
    34-10
    Awards OM WOTM SS HOF SS HW Champion OM HOF 25+ Wins
    i agree this was some funny shit specially the first verse.......but it made for a good read i thought....sumthin a bit different...but yeah good shit ....keep ........pZ...and enjoy..lol
    [youtube]99ns8n2S40g[/youtube]

  5. #5
    this was funny but kinda sicc, had decent lyrical talent tho...

    pz
    [center]"i will put g's on your fitted like the negro league"-lloyd banks[center/]

  6. #6
    Negative
    Guest
    HAHAHAH this was bomedy homey........loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool i enjoyed it.... and yea get set round 2 me vs u again..lol nice piece.....keep droppin it

  7. #7
    You've Earned a Custom Title! CrackaBox187's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Location
    Charlie-o, Chuck
    Age
    40
    Posts
    72
    shit was hot, i give you props, hold'em down
    [FONT=Century Gothic]DTA Records. DON'T TRUST ANYBODY[/FONT]

  8. #8
    skitten
    Guest
    I love Eminem, but I actually laughed when I read this. It went along with the beat too. Funny shit. Do another Shady remix.

  9. #9
    Pot 'Ed pot1ent's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Location
    England
    Posts
    1,016
    Battle Record
    16-25
    Dez Is A G.. You know how to appeal to the target audience.. lol.. Stay Up bro.. You really killed this, lyrically, humour, audience, everything, lol,

    Sensed this as a bit of a diss towards em.. like waoh

    Dez vs. Em < that'd be funny
    Pot` Ed.

    I dropped to show RM what hot was;
    And this faggot got Butterflies in his stomach the size of Mothra

    Your text is just another weak display
    One fist to your eye'll make it go through that black album remix phase. - Saviour Arraign

    <center>The Faculty</center>

  10. #10
    LastPoet
    Guest
    ...LoL!!!!!!...very nice...I find it difficult to rewrite something that is already great...but..you pulled it off very nicely...^^

  11. #11
    BRB, Jumping Ship Baron Mynd's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 1985
    Location
    Bilston, Wolverhampton
    Age
    34
    Posts
    15,331
    Battle Record
    11-5
    Awards 1-2 Punch HW Champion Legendary Member Legendary OM OM HOF SS HW Champion LLL Champion - Award Request Accepted
    Dezyir is great. = D

    WORD P e r f e c t !


    RESERVOIR GODS


    To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 50 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

  12. #12
    Dick Tator
    Guest
    yeh this was funny, you stuck perfectly to the beat but i hope people dont all try and do sumthin like this coz they've seen you do this, i mean u've dun a good job but i just hope it doesnt take over open mic like "disses" have LOL

  13. #13
    BRB, Jumping Ship Baron Mynd's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 1985
    Location
    Bilston, Wolverhampton
    Age
    34
    Posts
    15,331
    Battle Record
    11-5
    Awards 1-2 Punch HW Champion Legendary Member Legendary OM OM HOF SS HW Champion LLL Champion - Award Request Accepted
    Originally posted by skitten
    I love Eminem
    DiE . .

    WORD P e r f e c t !


    RESERVOIR GODS


    To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 50 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

  14. #14
    Silly goose Baxter D. Wall's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    Colorado
    Posts
    18,019
    Battle Record
    30-12
    ^lmao..

  15. #15
    Silly goose Baxter D. Wall's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    Colorado
    Posts
    18,019
    Battle Record
    30-12
    ^

Similar Threads

  1. Cleanin' out Ma Closet (ma version, same beat)
    By KID L in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 28
    Last Post: May 19th, 2009, 06:46 AM
  2. cleanin up
    By catzzzzcradle in forum Poetic Scriptures
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: November 5th, 2003, 06:21 PM
  3. cleanin out my closet(2003)
    By I.Q.O. in forum Open Mic
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: June 5th, 2003, 06:06 PM
  4. eminem cleanin out my closet video
    By vizualiza in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 15
    Last Post: October 21st, 2002, 02:48 AM
  5. Cleanin Out My Closet (eminem)
    By Rain-Doc in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 10
    Last Post: May 30th, 2002, 05:01 PM

Posting Rules

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •