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Last edited by J.Hens.; February 14th, 2010 at 08:21 PM
Monster's Ink
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THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
I'm the underdog, my back's against the wall but I've overcame worse..
You'll never know what ^that's like cuz you're always pressed against it face first..
And you're from seattle? that must have you depressed if you be honest..
Since the sonics left town this fat fuck hasn't been able to leave sonics
Chickens mockin hens size ain't a pun when mentionin this prick..
So while this guido developed his fist pump, he shoulda made one intended for his dick..
You can say I fell off hard, fact is you ain't been a great one fam..
All I'd get from riding YOUR waves is covered in hair gel and spray on tan..
And that weed habits a lie, I bet you thought the gimmick was swell..
When actually this faggots so straight edge, he could slit his wrists with himself..
Its not just botony when I say you'll be put in the dirt for fuckin with me son..
I'll plant my foot so far up your ass.. you'll know why they say that I got a green thumb..
Got a penchant for leavin before the playoffs, so why they say this veterans sick??
I just hope the next time Hens fly the coupe, it's thru a guardrail, over the edge of a cliff..
This kid is gayer than gay its always dick when he gets laid..
His asshole seen more beads than the Saints victory parade..
I could take the win the easy way when I defeat this lame rap kid..
But if I really wanted to ruin your career, I'd take your knees away faggot..
You're their hero, so the fact that you're in denial is a shame and stupid b..
Cuz when I say you're goin down in flames, I mean, you're losin respect in the gay community
Put your dukes up dummy, I'm here to ruin your rep yo..
We can see who'd win by a show of hands, but yours would lose you the deaf vote..
In a shoot out, I'd kill 'em easy cuz I carry the bigger rocket..
You're tryin to remember where the trigger is but just can't.. quite.. put your finger on it..
I'm a virgo, cage fighting all the way to the top..
I know your sign, if you got in the octagon all you'd be sayin was STOP..
Ain't dropped fresh in a minute ock, but please try to compete..
And if you have to be watered down, atleast have a cinder block tied to your feet..
I got that hollywood style that makes me wanna bust on dude more..(nohomo)
Cuz any text scene with you in it winds up on the cutting room floor..
Last edited by Calefaction; February 11th, 2010 at 07:16 PM
fuckin up your weekend since 83
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hens needs an ext til tomorrow...
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you're so fuckin gay son
but yeah whatevers clever, we just better get mad votes
fuckin up your weekend since 83
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holla,
You're already in demise. plus, I'm deadly with replies.
Ur punches were Livin on a Prayer, now they're on the streets, beggin God to die.
I cause death with pens, u ain't even in the same breath as Hens.
His strategy went from an 'intelligent race', to one in need of an Ethnic Cleanse.
As far as what I reccomend, run, cuz the killing just won't end.
For u to win'd take a 'monumental comeback' that rivals the rebuilding of stonehenge.
Ruhtard. If u raised your level, I'm purely disgusted.
The only 'extra gear' Cale has is the helmet he's gotta wear to be secure in the public.
Don't compete for hoes, I could hit it cleanly off a small glance.
Cuz Cale, if dick size represents opportunity, that means you got a small chance.
If he tries to hit on a chick, I'm willin to bet there's a struggle.
If there's 'Cale fornication' at his place, he's just got the Chili Peppers on shuffle.
We've had talks about history. yo, my badd for exposin' your biz.
He doesn't know about the 'forefathers', includin which one's supposed to be his.
His crew is his life, hopefully you & that trash retire.
Acts like a 'decorated soldier', cuz he's pinnin RB medals on his Clash attire.
He's got the drag desires, and I know that the feelin's are deep.
Frrreals, dude keeps his nuts 'Tucked In' enough to put 30,000 children to sleep.
Word, I'm smokin tufff. Call it one of the perks from work.
So, we BOTH got 'sticky fingers from buds', his is just after the circle jerk.
When he gets the crew combined, him & a few get nude and grind.
Cale treats anal sex like a General, cuz he'll NEVER leave any dude's behind.
Ur shit ain't as smooth as mine, & he's failin cuz he's scared.
He nicknamed his bedroom Area 51, cuz we all know Alien's in there.
Ur camp is through, I got titles that you can't pursue.
While your puttin up more 'ass text' than artists doin tramp stamp tattoo's.
You can act boss, but there wasn't an election for you.
& Alienate u so badly, I'm surprised him n' the rest didn't defect from the crew.
Ha, fake legend. I'm laughin through my screen at you cats.
Fuck you, the only 'ringlitre' here is the amount of blood they gotta clean off the mat..
pzzz
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I'm the underdog, my back's against the wall but I've overcame worse..
You'll never know what ^that's like cuz you're always pressed against it face first..
And that weed habits a lie, I bet you thought the gimmick was swell..
When actually this faggots so straight edge, he could slit his wrists with himself..
This kid is gayer than gay its always dick when he gets laid..
His asshole seen more beads than the Saints victory parade..
Put your dukes up dummy, I'm here to ruin your rep yo..
We can see who'd win by a show of hands, but yours would lose you the deaf vote..
I'm a virgo, cage fighting all the way to the top..
I know your sign, if you got in the octagon all you'd be sayin was STOP..
Ain't dropped fresh in a minute ock, but please try to compete..
And if you have to be watered down, atleast have a cinder block tied to your feet..
vs
You're already in demise. plus, I'm deadly with replies.
Ur punches were Livin on a Prayer, now they're on the streets, beggin God to die.
As far as what I reccomend, run, cuz the killing just won't end.
For u to win'd take a 'monumental comeback' that rivals the rebuilding of stonehenge.
If he tries to hit on a chick, I'm willin to bet there's a struggle.
If there's 'Cale fornication' at his place, he's just got the Chili Peppers on shuffle.
He's got the drag desires, and I know that the feelin's are deep.
Frrreals, dude keeps his nuts 'Tucked In' enough to put 30,000 children to sleep.
When he gets the crew combined, him & a few get nude and grind.
Cale treats anal sex like a General, cuz he'll NEVER leave any dude's behind.
Ur camp is through, I got titles that you can't pursue.
While your puttin up more 'ass text' than artists doin tramp stamp tattoo's.
this was close as fuck. didn't think it would be, but Hens that shit like-> 'this' in almost every punch really ruined the read for me... it was hard to like some of your punches after seeing that format so repetitively.. Hens opener was LOTB.. definitely hard as fuck.. but Cal's octagon punch was the 2nd best line imo.. and he had that deaf vote punch, came off fresh.. Hens 'tucked in' punch was nice too.. this is almost too close to call
but... Cal came harder IMO.. maybe he wanted it more.. I don't even like that dude but it is what it is
this could go either way
v/ Calefaction
clearly this is the battle of the week.
nice on both sides. i can't even call it. nice job tho guys.
And you're from seattle? that must have you depressed if you be honest..
Since the sonics left town this fat fuck hasn't been able to leave sonics
This kid is gayer than gay its always dick when he gets laid..
His asshole seen more beads than the Saints victory parade..
Chickens mockin hens size ain't a pun when mentionin this prick..
So while this guido developed his fist pump, he shoulda made one intended for his dick..
LMAO
I could take the win the easy way when I defeat this lame rap kid..
But if I really wanted to ruin your career, I'd take your knees away faggot..
....vs
Don't compete for hoes, I could hit it cleanly off a small glance.
Cuz Cale, if dick size represents opportunity, that means you got a small chance.
We've had talks about history. yo, my badd for exposin' your biz.
He doesn't know about the 'forefathers', includin which one's supposed to be his
When he gets the crew combined, him & a few get nude and grind.
Cale treats anal sex like a General, cuz he'll NEVER leave any dude's behind
Ur shit ain't as smooth as mine, & he's failin cuz he's scared.
He nicknamed his bedroom Area 51, cuz we all know Alien's in there
aight good battle ya both defeintly deserve to be in the contender match call u had some pretty good excuted lines and then u had some that couldve been set up and delivered better samething wit u hens u had some goo lines to but then u had some that couldve bee better but ya both had sme witty shit nothin was really played ya had ya ow style thats what I like to see both had humorous bars and both and witty shit that was agressive........although i felt like cals lines were stinging mor no hate j ya shit ws fire to but cal jus takes this slightly.....v/cal
The words I write are oxygen to greatness.
I havent read this yet. Am I allowed to vote? I been in the LLL before so I think I am. Cal and hens ya aight with me voting? Dont feel like breaking this down if it aint gonna count.
Good to see a match worth reading, at least on paper so far.
Olama 09
Got a penchant for leavin before the playoffs, so why they say this veterans sick??
I just hope the next time Hens fly the coupe, it's thru a guardrail, over the edge of a cliff..
I could take the win the easy way when I defeat this lame rap kid..
But if I really wanted to ruin your career, I'd take your knees away faggot..
Ain't dropped fresh in a minute ock, but please try to compete..
And if you have to be watered down, atleast have a cinder block tied to your feet..
Vs.
If he tries to hit on a chick, I'm willin to bet there's a struggle.
If there's 'Cale fornication' at his place, he's just got the Chili Peppers on shuffle.
We've had talks about history. yo, my badd for exposin' your biz.
He doesn't know about the 'forefathers', includin which one's supposed to be his.
Word, I'm smokin tufff. Call it one of the perks from work.
So, we BOTH got 'sticky fingers from buds', his is just after the circle jerk.
When he gets the crew combined, him & a few get nude and grind.
Cale treats anal sex like a General, cuz he'll NEVER leave any dude's behind.
Ur shit ain't as smooth as mine, & he's failin cuz he's scared.
He nicknamed his bedroom Area 51, cuz we all know Alien's in there.
I have Hens taking this with fresher concepts and consistancy, some of Cale's stuff was just old concepts flipped differently which put me off his verse, nice battle but Hens got it.
v/ J Hens
i'm cool with lama voting.
Monster's Ink
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Chickens mockin hens size ain't a pun when mentionin this prick..
So while this guido developed his fist pump, he shoulda made one intended for his dick..
I could take the win the easy way when I defeat this lame rap kid..
But if I really wanted to ruin your career, I'd take your knees away faggot..
In a shoot out, I'd kill 'em easy cuz I carry the bigger rocket..
You're tryin to remember where the trigger is but just can't.. quite.. put your finger on it..
Ain't dropped fresh in a minute ock, but please try to compete..
And if you have to be watered down, atleast have a cinder block tied to your feet..
vs
If he tries to hit on a chick, I'm willin to bet there's a struggle.
If there's 'Cale fornication' at his place, he's just got the Chili Peppers on shuffle.
Word, I'm smokin tufff. Call it one of the perks from work.
So, we BOTH got 'sticky fingers from buds', his is just after the circle jerk.
When he gets the crew combined, him & a few get nude and grind.
Cale treats anal sex like a General, cuz he'll NEVER leave any dude's behind.
You can act boss, but there wasn't an election for you.
& Alienate u so badly, I'm surprised him n' the rest didn't defect from the crew.
Ha, fake legend. I'm laughin through my screen at you cats.
Fuck you, the only 'ringlitre' here is the amount of blood they gotta clean off the mat..
came down to hens having a couplets worth more of quotables...decent battle...think the length took the luster off of it a little...good shit though fellas
vote - Hens
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I'm aight with lama voting, links'll go in this one
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