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Thread: Truth Iscariot and the Container of Apple Juice

  1. January 7th, 2015, 08:34 PM #31
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    Re: Truth Iscariot and the Container of Apple Juice

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    I know I'll kill the thing off by relaxing and using the fever as an excuse to get my fuel injector sucked out of sympathy (both pulled off surprisingly well), but the vodka is just for the funs and the capri sun is for the yums.

    Also, as I'm not into milking bulls or anything of that sort I shall not be taking my medication the @Killing Spree way. The man once told me he started to get the sniffles before a job interview and stuffed a bottle of mucinex in his anus, receipt and all. I said "oh my goodness gracious no" and he then told me a few minutes later he was able to talk like Morgan Freeman, which I did not and still do not believe.

    So sorry to say I'm doing this the old fashioned man's way.
    hmmmm....

    that man sounds like a liar to me. you should force him to demonstrate his Morgan Freemanism for the class.

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  2. January 7th, 2015, 09:02 PM #32
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    Re: Truth Iscariot and the Container of Apple Juice

    Quote Originally Posted by Toobs View Post
    hmmmm....

    that man sounds like a liar to me. you should force him to demonstrate his Morgan Freemanism for the class.
    He was just here. He kind of sounded like Seth Rogan mixed with Megan Fox and Alf.
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  3. January 7th, 2015, 09:06 PM #33
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    Re: Truth Iscariot and the Container of Apple Juice

    That's the funniest story I ever did read...
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  4. January 7th, 2015, 09:30 PM #34
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    Re: Truth Iscariot and the Container of Apple Juice

    I miss Truth Iscariot. He was a great writer. Awesome to collab with. Wish he came back.
    I'm always wondering why he left.
    Haven't read this so sorry if chucked the balance off of the thread.
    Btw, hi @Toobs , haven't been introduced to you in 'formal way' lol.
    Just had to get my 2 cents truth in about Truth.
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  5. January 8th, 2015, 12:08 AM #35
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    Re: Truth Iscariot and the Container of Apple Juice

    Quote Originally Posted by Emilyinthepool View Post
    Btw, hi @Toobs , haven't been introduced to you in 'formal way' lol.
    hello there. penis pics in your inbox. welcome to the helicopter.

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  6. January 8th, 2015, 12:12 AM #36
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    Re: Truth Iscariot and the Container of Apple Juice

    Quote Originally Posted by Toobs View Post
    hello there. penis pics in your inbox. welcome to the helicopter.
    oh no.

    my work place can only take so much before I get sent to the office .... again.


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  7. January 8th, 2015, 12:23 AM #37
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    Re: Truth Iscariot and the Container of Apple Juice

    Quote Originally Posted by Emilyinthepool View Post
    oh no.

    my work place can only take so much before I get sent to the office .... again.
    dont worry. i like turtles.

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    Re: Truth Iscariot and the Container of Apple Juice

    Quote Originally Posted by Toobs View Post
    dont worry. i like turtles.
    I find that disturbing.
    Those poor turtles.


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  9. January 8th, 2015, 12:58 AM #39
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    Re: Truth Iscariot and the Container of Apple Juice

    Wtf @ this thread lmfao @Toobs n @The
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    Re: Truth Iscariot and the Container of Apple Juice

    Quote Originally Posted by Ntalek. View Post
    Wtf @ this thread lmfao @Toobs n @The
    u w2anna go bro? come at me...

    ^^^ the 2 is silent.

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  11. January 8th, 2015, 02:17 AM #41
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    Re: Truth Iscariot and the Container of Apple Juice

    Quote Originally Posted by Toobs View Post
    i bet your beard smells like anus, strawberries and vaseline...
    Im done. you win internet.

    good night.
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