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    LLL Playoffs Round 2: Letterman vs. Useless - USE WINS

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    Re: LLL Playoffs Round 2: Letterman vs. Useless

    16.

    Pics?


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    Re: LLL Playoffs Round 2: Letterman vs. Useless

    16, no pics.

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    Re: LLL Playoffs Round 2: Letterman vs. Useless

    Quote Originally Posted by Letterman View Post
    16, no pics.
    Yes pics

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    Re: LLL Playoffs Round 2: Letterman vs. Useless

    16 Our or pics ??
    royal1688 download

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    Re: LLL Playoffs Round 2: Letterman vs. Useless

    I should be able to write tonight.

    But ext just in case @Letterman

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    Re: LLL Playoffs Round 2: Letterman vs. Useless

    Yeah, Ext in case

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    Re: LLL Playoffs Round 2: Letterman vs. Useless

    Vs Useless

    If ur boys rush me, I got a gun stashed to get my chick involved
    Cuz if my bitch make it to the 40, I guarantee them menopause
    Idc if u with ur click. When I see you, be down to throw blows
    & If u don't your dogwood.. have to bury you under a pile of those
    Just a step up from Lenox. You'll win if the voters love trash
    But how can a tramp stamp on my legacy, when this mark is barely above ass
    Killing everybody, u first. Bullets got a mean dowse
    My gun like Rosie from the Jetsons - Cuz this metal made to clean house
    Ur girl hideous but faithful. A gun'll make her get down
    Cuz it's ironic, that she's ugly as fuck and that bitch will still get a round
    I'll raise a blade. If your team frontin then know it's a dub
    Cuz if his set trippin, what he sees in the air will have him throwing up blood
    U'll be hiding in the bushes, behind cars.. we know ya aint hard
    Codename: Easter Egg Hunt.. cuz my team leaving shells all over the yard

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    Re: LLL Playoffs Round 2: Letterman vs. Useless

    if u got low self esteem, I'm here to trigger the shit...
    hear any Dark laughter, that's Tic lol'ing cuz someone's nose is bigger than his.
    heard u been trading lines, best quit switchin bars...
    Try to charron my site, I'll Shine light on the shit n expose u for the bitch u are.
    keep thinkin its a game, I key my shit just to show in time...
    I can 'rush n rule Lett'...if I load up, each shot would literally blow his mind.
    leave this cunt bloody n bruised, the shame is when...
    most menopause n quit watchin, before they can never look at pussy the same again.
    u don't wanna play with hands or spray the cans, believe me...
    I'll have letters jacked up on the wall like fucked up graffiti.
    dissin maestro, pick on someone ur own size cuz dude is gay...
    I haven't seen a worse Open Mic, since barcotic decided to do a Q & A.
    quit watchin porn, goddamn this man is pathetic...
    call em Larry flint, cuz he stay in a chair lookn at bitches he'll never have sex with.
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    Re: LLL Playoffs Round 2: Letterman vs. Useless - OPEN FOR VOTES

    Tramp stamp, get a round

    Vs

    Dark laughter, roulette( played but worded well), letters jacked

    Ok battle here not much heat as I anticipated tbh few played bars flipped mediocre Imo some were good concepts not executed harsh and I'm not a fan of similes unless they dope AF, well I got it at 3-2 in useless favour so

    Mvgt useless

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    Re: LLL Playoffs Round 2: Letterman vs. Useless

    Quote Originally Posted by Letterman View Post
    Vs Useless

    If ur boys rush me, I got a gun stashed to get my chick involved
    Cuz if my bitch make it to the 40, I guarantee them menopause

    ☆☆ (I'm giving you credit for the flip on the used wp, it was cool and different, but overall this bar missed for me since it was really indirect and more of a braggadocio swag & flow joint)

    Idc if u with ur click. When I see you, be down to throw blows
    & If u don't your dogwood.. have to bury you under a pile of those

    ☆☆☆☆☆ (I haven't seen this wp before, I've seen the wood wp but not in this context, pretty much connected well)

    Just a step up from Lenox. You'll win if the voters love trash
    But how can a tramp stamp on my legacy, when this mark is barely above ass

    ☆☆ (I've seen this wp but it hurt in this sense because the flip itself didn't differentiate from the previous flips I've seen)

    Killing everybody, u first. Bullets got a mean dowse
    My gun like Rosie from the Jetsons - Cuz this metal made to clean house

    ☆ (I just heard this the other day in a live battle on kotd or somewhere else, it was phrased nearly the same exact way, also indirect)

    Ur girl hideous but faithful. A gun'll make her get down
    Cuz it's ironic, that she's ugly as fuck and that bitch will still get a round

    ☆ (way too may "a round" wp's for this to connect)

    I'll raise a blade. If your team frontin then know it's a dub
    Cuz if his set trippin, what he sees in the air will have him throwing up blood

    ☆☆☆☆☆ (not fond of the blue/crip purple/grape red/blood wp's but this was flipped nice and packaged thoroughly)

    U'll be hiding in the bushes, behind cars.. we know ya aint hard
    Codename: Easter Egg Hunt.. cuz my team leaving shells all over the yard

    ☆ (indirect and personally the "Codename: Easter Egg Hunt" part killed any momentum the setup provided)


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    Quote Originally Posted by useless View Post
    if u got low self esteem, I'm here to trigger the shit...
    hear any Dark laughter, that's Tic lol'ing cuz someone's nose is bigger than his.

    ☆☆☆☆☆ (lmao this opener was jokes)

    heard u been trading lines, best quit switchin bars...
    Try to charron my site, I'll Shine light on the shit n expose u for the bitch u are.

    ☆☆☆ (I get the Charron/K-Shine slap reference, current and relevant to the concept, but the "charron" wp was confusing to me as I consider Charron pronounced as sha-ron, not share-on)

    keep thinkin its a game, I key my shit just to show in time...
    I can 'rush n rule Lett'...if I load up, each shot would literally blow his mind.

    ☆☆☆☆☆ (nice wp, didn't need to break it down, could of just said russian roulette and it would of read much better)

    leave this cunt bloody n bruised, the shame is when...
    most menopause n quit watchin, before they can never look at pussy the same again.

    ☆☆ (both of you used a menopause flip and I'm crediting you for the wp, it was flipped much better than letters but overall this bar read choppy and was hard to get into)

    u don't wanna play with hands or spray the cans, believe me...
    I'll have letters jacked up on the wall like fucked up graffiti.

    ☆☆☆☆☆ (thought you could of constructed the bar better without the simile, but it worked for the wp)

    dissin maestro, pick on someone ur own size cuz dude is gay...
    I haven't seen a worse Open Mic, since barcotic decided to do a Q & A.

    ☆☆☆☆☆ (solid reference)

    quit watchin porn, goddamn this man is pathetic...
    call em Larry flint, cuz he stay in a chair lookn at bitches he'll never have sex with.

    ☆☆☆☆☆ (lmao dope closer, great way to open and finish)



    Kind of lopsided. Letterman struggled to put a consistent verse together, alot of indirect bars that didn't land. Useless had a much stdonger outing and didn't have too many misses.

    v-Useless

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    Re: LLL Playoffs Round 2: Letterman vs. Useless - OPEN FOR VOTES

    Quote Originally Posted by Letterman View Post
    Vs Useless

    If ur boys rush me, I got a gun stashed to get my chick involved
    Cuz if my bitch make it to the 40, I guarantee them menopause
    ok ok I like it. 7/10 ...flip is ok
    Idc if u with ur click. When I see you, be down to throw blows
    & If u don't your dogwood.. have to bury you under a pile of those
    nah, light here. 4/10
    Just a step up from Lenox. You'll win if the voters love trash
    But how can a tramp stamp on my legacy, when this mark is barely above ass
    8/10 first tramp line I see. I like
    Killing everybody, u first. Bullets got a mean dowse
    My gun like Rosie from the Jetsons - Cuz this metal made to clean house
    seen this concept before. ur wording killed u. u had the chance to flip it nicely but the wording and the set up. nah. 5/10
    Ur girl hideous but faithful. A gun'll make her get down
    Cuz it's ironic, that she's ugly as fuck and that bitch will still get a round
    uh no! 2/10
    I'll raise a blade. If your team frontin then know it's a dub
    Cuz if his set trippin, what he sees in the air will have him throwing up blood
    eh kinda played but ok, light 5/10
    U'll be hiding in the bushes, behind cars.. we know ya aint hard
    Codename: Easter Egg Hunt.. cuz my team leaving shells all over the yard
    all right ok flip here 7/10
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    31 out of 70 possible points here

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    Quote Originally Posted by useless View Post
    if u got low self esteem, I'm here to trigger the shit...
    hear any Dark laughter, that's Tic lol'ing cuz someone's nose is bigger than his.
    I see it but I wasn't feeling the flip as much 5/10
    heard u been trading lines, best quit switchin bars...
    Try to charron my site, I'll Shine light on the shit n expose u for the bitch u are.
    I already seen some charron lines around the net but this was ok 6/10
    keep thinkin its a game, I key my shit just to show in time...
    I can 'rush n rule Lett'...if I load up, each shot would literally blow his mind.
    nice flip on this. 8/10
    leave this cunt bloody n bruised, the shame is when...
    most menopause n quit watchin, before they can never look at pussy the same again.
    ight ok flip here too 7/10. set is ok
    u don't wanna play with hands or spray the cans, believe me...
    I'll have letters jacked up on the wall like fucked up graffiti.
    uh no 2/10
    dissin maestro, pick on someone ur own size cuz dude is gay...
    I haven't seen a worse Open Mic, since barcotic decided to do a Q & A.
    4/10 light here
    quit watchin porn, goddamn this man is pathetic...
    call em Larry flint, cuz he stay in a chair lookn at bitches he'll never have sex with.
    eh kinda light here 4/10
    36 out of the 70 possible points

    eustace's punches carried more weight w/ better setups and a stronger impact ....mvgt - @useless

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    Re: LLL Playoffs Round 2: Letterman vs. Useless - OPEN FOR VOTES

    If ur boys rush me, I got a gun stashed to get my chick involved
    Cuz if my bitch make it to the 40, I guarantee them menopause
    (I like this. gunplay. works both ways)
    Idc if u with ur click. When I see you, be down to throw blows
    & If u don't your dogwood.. have to bury you under a pile of those
    (ehh dogwood. not a fan tbh)
    Just a step up from Lenox. You'll win if the voters love trash
    But how can a tramp stamp on my legacy, when this mark is barely above ass
    (this is dope af)
    Killing everybody, u first. Bullets got a mean dowse
    My gun like Rosie from the Jetsons - Cuz this metal made to clean house
    (I haven't heard this considering I don't watch much battlerap anymore I thought it was good)
    Ur girl hideous but faithful. A gun'll make her get down
    Cuz it's ironic, that she's ugly as fuck and that bitch will still get a round
    (noooo big miss. ive seen this soo many times)
    I'll raise a blade. If your team frontin then know it's a dub
    Cuz if his set trippin, what he sees in the air will have him throwing up blood
    (slick)
    U'll be hiding in the bushes, behind cars.. we know ya aint hard
    Codename: Easter Egg Hunt.. cuz my team leaving shells all over the yard
    (nah this was eh)


    if u got low self esteem, I'm here to trigger the shit...
    hear any Dark laughter, that's Tic lol'ing cuz someone's nose is bigger than his.
    (ok)
    heard u been trading lines, best quit switchin bars...
    Try to charron my site, I'll Shine light on the shit n expose u for the bitch u are.
    (tough)
    keep thinkin its a game, I key my shit just to show in time...
    I can 'rush n rule Lett'...if I load up, each shot would literally blow his mind.
    (I like this flip))
    leave this cunt bloody n bruised, the shame is when...
    most menopause n quit watchin, before they can never look at pussy the same again.
    (lol another menopause line . oddly enough I lik this too)
    u don't wanna play with hands or spray the cans, believe me...
    I'll have letters jacked up on the wall like fucked up graffiti.
    (wtf is slecht talking about. simple but fire)
    dissin maestro, pick on someone ur own size cuz dude is gay...
    I haven't seen a worse Open Mic, since barcotic decided to do a Q & A.
    (this is ok)
    quit watchin porn, goddamn this man is pathetic...
    call em Larry flint, cuz he stay in a chair lookn at bitches he'll never have sex with.
    (nice close)

    contrary to prior votes I thought this battle was fire. lets brought it but usless went in imo

    v/useless

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    Re: LLL Playoffs Round 2: Letterman vs. Useless - OPEN FOR VOTES

    reread that graffitti line, yeah. it sounded a bit better when i read it again. giving it a 6/10

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    Re: LLL Playoffs Round 2: Letterman vs. Useless

    Quote Originally Posted by Letterman View Post
    Vs Useless

    If ur boys rush me, I got a gun stashed to get my chick involved
    Cuz if my bitch make it to the 40, I guarantee them menopause
    --cool. seen menopause a few times but this a nice differentiating flip. i always say played wordplays are fine (unless theyre super played) as long as the concept itself is fresh. in this case, it was. nice bar.
    Idc if u with ur click. When I see you, be down to throw blows
    & If u don't your dogwood.. have to bury you under a pile of those
    --eh. pretty simplistic with a direct reference back to the wordplay. not a fan but not a huge miss.
    Just a step up from Lenox. You'll win if the voters love trash
    But how can a tramp stamp on my legacy, when this mark is barely above ass
    --heat
    Killing everybody, u first. Bullets got a mean dowse
    My gun like Rosie from the Jetsons - Cuz this metal made to clean house
    --fire.
    Ur girl hideous but faithful. A gun'll make her get down
    Cuz it's ironic, that she's ugly as fuck and that bitch will still get a round
    --nah see what i said in the first bar doesnt apply here. a round/around would have to be retarded fire to get a thumbs up from me and this isnt.
    I'll raise a blade. If your team frontin then know it's a dub
    Cuz if his set trippin, what he sees in the air will have him throwing up blood
    --ok
    U'll be hiding in the bushes, behind cars.. we know ya aint hard
    Codename: Easter Egg Hunt.. cuz my team leaving shells all over the yard
    --cool.

    Pretty good verse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by useless View Post
    if u got low self esteem, I'm here to trigger the shit...
    hear any Dark laughter, that's Tic lol'ing cuz someone's nose is bigger than his.
    --lol, good.
    heard u been trading lines, best quit switchin bars...
    Try to charron my site, I'll Shine light on the shit n expose u for the bitch u are.
    --uhh. whats a charron... ughhhhh. god damnit let me google. oh its a person. why is shine cap'd. fuck u useless for making me google twice for one bar. smh. oh some guy named k shine slapped some guy named charron. well this auto loses impact bcuz i had to google 2x. cant help that. it is good tho.
    keep thinkin its a game, I key my shit just to show in time...
    I can 'rush n rule Lett'...if I load up, each shot would literally blow his mind.
    --never seen this np. dope.
    leave this cunt bloody n bruised, the shame is when...
    most menopause n quit watchin, before they can never look at pussy the same again.
    --wtf. why u both have menopause bars u weirdos. lets was better but this is ight.
    u don't wanna play with hands or spray the cans, believe me...
    I'll have letters jacked up on the wall like fucked up graffiti.
    --the "fucked up" was unnecessary. i assumed u added it so the first line wasnt a mile longer than the second. which is understandble but u coiuld have added something else tbh. its ok though.
    dissin maestro, pick on someone ur own size cuz dude is gay...
    I haven't seen a worse Open Mic, since barcotic decided to do a Q & A.
    --fucking gone.
    quit watchin porn, goddamn this man is pathetic...
    call em Larry flint, cuz he stay in a chair lookn at bitches he'll never have sex with.
    --lol i had to pick my dad up from one of those a few months ago. otherwise i wouldnt get this bar. its ok.
    good battle. gut tells me its too close lmao. gotta look at quotes and consitency.,


    let had

    menopause, metal maid, easter egg hunt, tramp stamp.

    vs

    dark laughter, charron, russian roulette, open mike.

    open mic was lotb for me. before that i liked letts hits more but that barcotic shit was roflz.

    so quotes is pretty even let me check consistency

    ah lett had a couple "eh's" whole uses "misses" were still ok.

    idk what other people talking about this a good battle

    and close

    i got use by a hair tho

    props to both

    v/ useless


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