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Thread: WK13: Slowhands vs Lemaitre [Lem wins]

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    WK13: Slowhands vs Lemaitre [Lem wins]

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    Re: WK13: Slowhands vs Lemaitre [waiting on Lem]

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    Re: WK13: Slowhands vs Lemaitre [waiting on Lem]

    Slowhands verse


    I got mad rage, so i'll be the league villian sporting my black cape
    hang you in my lair from the ceiling, n let it swing until my bat cave
    splinter this would be, and the truth hurts when i tell it like it is
    so how u an established killer, when spree couldnt even spell it right bitxh
    snap this chump, damn clown, never catch 'hand out to dumb dumpster divers
    so i'll go out on a Lem ...n say this bum would use it to kindle his fuckin fire
    dont wanna see hands, known for knocking crooks over some lame shit
    so i'm going for a new look ...until one of these hooks hit n make ya facelift
    known for stompin pussies, n ya chick running around behind your back dude
    she the type that if the shoe fits ...then she prolly let 'em fuck her with that too
    shits a circus, aint trying to save face or make up, look on clown n the league
    so if i'm bent out of shape ...you still couldnt manage a single round with me
    aint serving mugs, i put cash u aint never had a stack of wons to hold, cuz...
    only time you 'hol the dough ...is on your shift in the back of a dunkin donuts
    I got the recipe for success, the main dish, you just the the soup n the salad
    so i dont know what Lem-on ...but good chance that shit'll be soon devoured
    this clowns confused, on the ground abused, not on my level with talent dude
    i know its hard to keep your chin up ...when we're always looking down on you
    I got a laugh out of this, saw SnL but its obvious this isnt a battle of wits
    its impossible to look what man made ...n think he'll ever be a natural to this

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    Lemaitre verse

    So the old Vets are coming back huh? When they sign back in you'll be waaay out of place...

    Cause -

    You think you're as good as the vets like your Season champ path is paved
    But without the shadow of a Doubt... you'd still be behind Barcotic's or Grave's
    See i'll physically assault this lame and make sure my power here is blatant
    When I Curb stomp him so hard I won't need wet cement to leave a Hand print in the pavement
    I'm not a religious man but i'll surely help you find God's peace
    And leave you Holy in the church.. with a knife like that french priest
    You think you're a player with good looks that leave girls love struck
    But if you handsome... glasses to a bitch she'll see you're ugly as fuck
    You lost badly last week so thinking you'll beat me is a con
    Cause how you gonna Blitz me when you can't even drop Bombz
    And you bitched about that loss but Bombz breaking rules is just a rumor
    Hell if we followed the old league rules you'd be fighting through LLL Junior
    Somehow people think you dope but I know you're not the full package
    So i'll raise awareness by putting Hands on the floor like a 22 push-up challenge
    Cause Slow says he's talented but i'm here to show you he's not
    Dudes got Raw ability... and that's why nothing he drops is hot
    You're a washed up vet now, and it's time for you to see kid
    That you need to take Ctrl.. realise you're past your best and sign out like he did
    and girls say i'm a wizard in the kitchen so right now i'm showing it
    Cause i'm looking like a rotisserie chef how I leave Slow Roasted on the Spit.

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    Re: WK13: Slowhands vs Lemaitre [OPEN FOR VOTES]

    I got mad rage, so i'll be the league villian sporting my black cape
    hang you in my lair from the ceiling, n let it swing until my bat cave
    >FIRE starter bro!!

    splinter this would be, and the truth hurts when i tell it like it is
    so how u an established killer, when spree couldnt even spell it right bitxh
    >>LoL

    snap this chump, damn clown, never catch 'hand out to dumb dumpster divers
    so i'll go out on a Lem ...n say this bum would use it to kindle his fuckin fire
    >>LMFAO!!!

    dont wanna see hands, known for knocking crooks over some lame shit
    so i'm going for a new look ...until one of these hooks hit n make ya facelift
    >>Niiice!!

    known for stompin pussies, n ya chick running around behind your back dude
    she the type that if the shoe fits ...then she prolly let 'em fuck her with that too
    >>Haha

    shits a circus, aint trying to save face or make up, look on clown n the league
    so if i'm bent out of shape ...you still couldnt manage a single round with me
    >>Decent bro!

    aint serving mugs, i put cash u aint never had a stack of wons to hold, cuz...
    only time you 'hol the dough ...is on your shift in the back of a dunkin donuts
    >>wasnt feelin this punch

    I got the recipe for success, the main dish, you just the the soup n the salad
    so i dont know what Lem-on ...but good chance that shit'll be soon devoured
    >>Decent nameplay

    this clowns confused, on the ground abused, not on my level with talent dude
    i know its hard to keep your chin up ...when we're always looking down on you
    >>thought this was just some filler.

    I got a laugh out of this, saw SnL but its obvious this isnt a battle of wits
    its impossible to look what man made ...n think he'll ever be a natural to this
    >>Weak closer.
    --------------------------------------

    You think you're as good as the vets like your Season champ path is paved
    But without the shadow of a Doubt... you'd still be behind Barcotic's or Grave's
    >>Ok

    See i'll physically assault this lame and make sure my power here is blatant
    When I Curb stomp him so hard I won't need wet cement to leave a Hand print in the pavement
    >>Ok.

    I'm not a religious man but i'll surely help you find God's peace
    And leave you Holy in the church.. with a knife like that french priest
    >>No.

    You think you're a player with good looks that leave girls love struck
    But if you handsome... glasses to a bitch she'll see you're ugly as fuck
    >>Nah.

    You lost badly last week so thinking you'll beat me is a con
    Cause how you gonna Blitz me when you can't even drop Bombz
    >>LOL

    And you bitched about that loss but Bombz breaking rules is just a rumor
    Hell if we followed the old league rules you'd be fighting through LLL Junior
    >>thought this was filler.

    Somehow people think you dope but I know you're not the full package
    So i'll raise awareness by putting Hands on the floor like a 22 push-up challenge
    >>I got it, but felt it could of been worded better.

    Cause Slow says he's talented but i'm here to show you he's not
    Dudes got Raw ability... and that's why nothing he drops is hot
    >> Nah.

    You're a washed up vet now, and it's time for you to see kid
    That you need to take Ctrl.. realise you're past your best and sign out like he did
    >>Decent

    and girls say i'm a wizard in the kitchen so right now i'm showing it
    Cause i'm looking like a rotisserie chef how I leave Slow Roasted on the Spit.
    >>Weak closer

    MY VOTE: Slowhandz

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    Re: WK13: Slowhands vs Lemaitre [OPEN FOR VOTES]

    I got mad rage, so i'll be the league villian sporting my black cape
    hang you in my lair from the ceiling, n let it swing until my bat cave
    ^^^played opener
    splinter this would be, and the truth hurts when i tell it like it is
    so how u an established killer, when spree couldnt even spell it right bitxh
    ^^^nice
    snap this chump, damn clown, never catch 'hand out to dumb dumpster divers
    so i'll go out on a Lem ...n say this bum would use it to kindle his fuckin fire
    ^^^cool
    dont wanna see hands, known for knocking crooks over some lame shit
    so i'm going for a new look ...until one of these hooks hit n make ya facelift
    ^^^no played an not flipped fresh at all,...its 2016 bro
    known for stompin pussies, n ya chick running around behind your back dude
    she the type that if the shoe fits ...then she prolly let 'em fuck her with that too
    ^^^nah
    shits a circus, aint trying to save face or make up, look on clown n the league
    so if i'm bent out of shape ...you still couldnt manage a single round with me
    ^^^played an didnt hit
    aint serving mugs, i put cash u aint never had a stack of wons to hold, cuz...
    only time you 'hol the dough ...is on your shift in the back of a dunkin donuts
    ^^^corny bro,
    I got the recipe for success, the main dish, you just the the soup n the salad
    so i dont know what Lem-on ...but good chance that shit'll be soon devoured
    ^^^ok concept there but wasnt harsh at all
    this clowns confused, on the ground abused, not on my level with talent dude
    i know its hard to keep your chin up ...when we're always looking down on you
    ^^^nah
    I got a laugh out of this, saw SnL but its obvious this isnt a battle of wits
    its impossible to look what man made ...n think he'll ever be a natural to this
    ^^^weak closer


    vs


    You think you're as good as the vets like your Season champ path is paved
    But without the shadow of a Doubt... you'd still be behind Barcotic's or Grave's
    ^^^ok opener
    See i'll physically assault this lame and make sure my power here is blatant
    When I Curb stomp him so hard I won't need wet cement to leave a Hand print in the pavement
    ^^^nice
    I'm not a religious man but i'll surely help you find God's peace
    And leave you Holy in the church.. with a knife like that french priest
    ^^^ehh
    You think you're a player with good looks that leave girls love struck
    But if you handsome... glasses to a bitch she'll see you're ugly as fuck
    ^^^nah,
    You lost badly last week so thinking you'll beat me is a con
    Cause how you gonna Blitz me when you can't even drop Bombz
    ^^^nicee
    And you bitched about that loss but Bombz breaking rules is just a rumor
    Hell if we followed the old league rules you'd be fighting through LLL Junior
    ^^^solid
    Somehow people think you dope but I know you're not the full package
    So i'll raise awareness by putting Hands on the floor like a 22 push-up challenge
    ^^^nah
    Cause Slow says he's talented but i'm here to show you he's not
    Dudes got Raw ability... and that's why nothing he drops is hot
    ^^^cool flip
    You're a washed up vet now, and it's time for you to see kid
    That you need to take Ctrl.. realise you're past your best and sign out like he did
    ^^^dope
    and girls say i'm a wizard in the kitchen so right now i'm showing it
    Cause i'm looking like a rotisserie chef how I leave Slow Roasted on the Spit.
    ^^^nah

    V/lem, this was a clear winner imo, hands is obv rusty cuz he dropped so many played lines
    but his wording there needs to work on concepts there to dated or try to flip them fresh.
    lem had a solid verse some nice hits there tbh. he gets the win imo.
    Name plays on me are old.
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    Re: WK13: Slowhands vs Lemaitre [OPEN FOR VOTES]

    I got mad rage, so i'll be the league villian sporting my black cape
    hang you in my lair from the ceiling, n let it swing until my bat cave
    its tied in alright but it just comes off a bit light
    splinter this would be, and the truth hurts when i tell it like it is
    so how u an established killer, when spree couldnt even spell it right bitxh
    okay personal, decent
    snap this chump, damn clown, never catch 'hand out to dumb dumpster divers
    so i'll go out on a Lem ...n say this bum would use it to kindle his fuckin fire
    limb.. lem? this didn't work for me
    dont wanna see hands, known for knocking crooks over some lame shit
    so i'm going for a new look ...until one of these hooks hit n make ya facelift
    this was okay feels like it may be played but idk
    known for stompin pussies, n ya chick running around behind your back dude
    she the type that if the shoe fits ...then she prolly let 'em fuck her with that too
    lol this was alright
    shits a circus, aint trying to save face or make up, look on clown n the league
    so if i'm bent out of shape ...you still couldnt manage a single round with me
    too subtle a tie in here, bit light again light
    aint serving mugs, i put cash u aint never had a stack of wons to hold, cuz...
    only time you 'hol the dough ...is on your shift in the back of a dunkin donuts
    eh
    I got the recipe for success, the main dish, you just the the soup n the salad
    so i dont know what Lem-on ...but good chance that shit'll be soon devoured
    i dn't like the play, how the set ups end rhyme had an extra syllable f'd up the finish too
    this clowns confused, on the ground abused, not on my level with talent dude
    i know its hard to keep your chin up ...when we're always looking down on you
    just all too obvious seen it before in many different way n this wasn't nothing different.
    I got a laugh out of this, saw SnL but its obvious this isnt a battle of wits
    its impossible to look what man made ...n think he'll ever be a natural to this
    light closer here

    vs

    You think you're as good as the vets like your Season champ path is paved
    But without the shadow of a Doubt... you'd still be behind Barcotic's or Grave's
    okay personal
    See i'll physically assault this lame and make sure my power here is blatant
    When I Curb stomp him so hard I won't need wet cement to leave a Hand print in the pavement
    its a lil long n a lil wordy but this was okay tbh
    I'm not a religious man but i'll surely help you find God's peace
    And leave you Holy in the church.. with a knife like that french priest
    okay angle current event but coulda been done way harder,came off a bit light here.
    You think you're a player with good looks that leave girls love struck
    But if you handsome... glasses to a bitch she'll see you're ugly as fuck
    lol i liked this
    You lost badly last week so thinking you'll beat me is a con
    Cause how you gonna Blitz me when you can't even drop Bombz
    okay personal 9ust came off a bit late. blitz bombs been done you gotta dress it up a bit more.
    And you bitched about that loss but Bombz breaking rules is just a rumor
    Hell if we followed the old league rules you'd be fighting through LLL Junior
    good hit
    Somehow people think you dope but I know you're not the full package
    So i'll raise awareness by putting Hands on the floor like a 22 push-up challenge
    this was okay
    Cause Slow says he's talented but i'm here to show you he's not
    Dudes got Raw ability... and that's why nothing he drops is hot
    just feels really played
    You're a washed up vet now, and it's time for you to see kid
    That you need to take Ctrl.. realise you're past your best and sign out like he did
    decent
    and girls say i'm a wizard in the kitchen so right now i'm showing it
    Cause i'm looking like a rotisserie chef how I leave Slow Roasted on the Spit.
    a lil wordy but okay closer


    I got lem taking this fairly easily here. Stepped up his game from last week. Hands had a much better verse against me last idk what happened. Maybe 20 was a stretch started to feel like it bby the end. Lem had a good mixture of personal angles going on some name plays. The mechanics were there a lil wordy at time but if you took this down to a 6 bar you'd of had a solid verse but you gave a decent show of yourself here. Slow i think your gonna have to do a lil feeling about to see what people like adapt your style a lil bit. This wasn't a bad verse, you do tie in your set ups well with the word association but put more emphasis on the punch i'm not tryna lecture but when you tying in the key words if it makes the punch stronger just do without it in your set up. Sometimes there is only so many things you can tie in and you spread yourself thin at times here.

    so yeh vote lem
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    Re: WK13: Slowhands vs Lemaitre [OPEN FOR VOTES]

    I got mad rage, so i'll be the league villian sporting my black cape
    hang you in my lair from the ceiling, n let it swing until my bat cave
    this was cool but..not a fan of the wording
    splinter this would be, and the truth hurts when i tell it like it is
    so how u an established killer, when spree couldnt even spell it right bitxh
    ok
    snap this chump, damn clown, never catch 'hand out to dumb dumpster divers
    so i'll go out on a Lem ...n say this bum would use it to kindle his fuckin fire
    Dope
    dont wanna see hands, known for knocking crooks over some lame shit
    so i'm going for a new look ...until one of these hooks hit n make ya facelift
    flows nice, just this concept mad played
    known for stompin pussies, n ya chick running around behind your back dude
    she the type that if the shoe fits ...then she prolly let 'em fuck her with that too
    lol. i fucks with this
    shits a circus, aint trying to save face or make up, look on clown n the league
    so if i'm bent out of shape ...you still couldnt manage a single round with me
    nah, seen bent outa shape a bunch of times. this was simple
    aint serving mugs, i put cash u aint never had a stack of wons to hold, cuz...
    only time you 'hol the dough ...is on your shift in the back of a dunkin donuts
    not feeling this. dough plays?
    I got the recipe for success, the main dish, you just the the soup n the salad
    so i dont know what Lem-on ...but good chance that shit'll be soon devoured
    basic punch and salad & Devour dont rhyme for me
    this clowns confused, on the ground abused, not on my level with talent dude
    i know its hard to keep your chin up ...when we're always looking down on you
    thought this was cool.
    I got a laugh out of this, saw SnL but its obvious this isnt a battle of wits
    its impossible to look what man made ...n think he'll ever be a natural to this
    nah

    Vs




    So the old Vets are coming back huh? When they sign back in you'll be waaay out of place...

    Cause -

    You think you're as good as the vets like your Season champ path is paved
    But without the shadow of a Doubt... you'd still be behind Barcotic's or Grave's
    nice opener
    See i'll physically assault this lame and make sure my power here is blatant
    When I Curb stomp him so hard I won't need wet cement to leave a Hand print in the pavement
    dope
    I'm not a religious man but i'll surely help you find God's peace
    And leave you Holy in the church.. with a knife like that french priest
    nah...could have been dope if you brought more to this
    You think you're a player with good looks that leave girls love struck
    But if you handsome... glasses to a bitch she'll see you're ugly as fuck
    light jab @ best
    You lost badly last week so thinking you'll beat me is a con
    Cause how you gonna Blitz me when you can't even drop Bombz
    this was cool
    And you bitched about that loss but Bombz breaking rules is just a rumor
    Hell if we followed the old league rules you'd be fighting through LLL Junior
    cool personal
    Somehow people think you dope but I know you're not the full package
    So i'll raise awareness by putting Hands on the floor like a 22 push-up challenge
    Nice
    Cause Slow says he's talented but i'm here to show you he's not
    Dudes got Raw ability... and that's why nothing he drops is hot
    not a fan. this light
    You're a washed up vet now, and it's time for you to see kid
    That you need to take Ctrl.. realise you're past your best and sign out like he did
    lmao..oh boy. this was cool
    and girls say i'm a wizard in the kitchen so right now i'm showing it
    Cause i'm looking like a rotisserie chef how I leave Slow Roasted on the Spit.
    ahhh this was chopppy. could have been better


    Overall - i got lem taking this nto by much. slow had a few dope bars but some really played shit felt his verse slowed down towards the end. Lem came with some dope bars and had more personals connecting. his misses were a bit harder as well so...
    V/Lem

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    Re: WK13: Slowhands vs Lemaitre [OPEN FOR VOTES]

    Slow,


    Openers ok but it's played
    Establishing shed killer was cool
    I've seen kindle fire flips but this one was nice
    Facelift is played no fresh twist
    Shoe fits was lol
    Bent outta shape/ round is played
    Hol the dough was ehh.. Creative but I'm not a fan of it
    Lemon is forced in my language.. Idea was cool tho
    Chin up, stuck up, head up its all played with tgst flip
    Closer was oooook


    Lem

    Opener was good
    Hand print was dope
    Iunno I didn't really like the French priest joint
    Handsome is helms played but how u executed it was nice
    Blitz was cool
    LLL jr was good
    Hands on the flour was cool
    Raw ability was ok
    Take ctrl was good
    Didn't really like ur closer..


    Well hot damn.. Lem surprised me with a solid verse here man props... Slow started good than fell off man I felt u ysed a lot of dated shit with not much of a fresh twist but ur still getting the feel n overall this wasn't bad I mean u executed good n all.. Now Lem had a pretty solid verse not many misses good personals n personals always hit harder for me but yeah there was no question Lem got it he was just more consistent fresh n personal here.. Good read fellas


    Lem

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    Re: WK13: Slowhands vs Lemaitre [OPEN FOR VOTES]

    I got mad rage, so i'll be the league villian sporting my black cape
    hang you in my lair from the ceiling, n let it swing until my bat cave
    this was mad wack tf
    splinter this would be, and the truth hurts when i tell it like it is
    so how u an established killer, when spree couldnt even spell it right bitxh
    nawww weak
    snap this chump, damn clown, never catch 'hand out to dumb dumpster divers
    so i'll go out on a Lem ...n say this bum would use it to kindle his fuckin fire
    coulda been dope but wording killed this
    dont wanna see hands, known for knocking crooks over some lame shit
    so i'm going for a new look ...until one of these hooks hit n make ya facelift
    aight
    known for stompin pussies, n ya chick running around behind your back dude
    she the type that if the shoe fits ...then she prolly let 'em fuck her with that too
    lmao
    shits a circus, aint trying to save face or make up, look on clown n the league
    so if i'm bent out of shape ...you still couldnt manage a single round with me
    aiht on played concept
    aint serving mugs, i put cash u aint never had a stack of wons to hold, cuz...
    only time you 'hol the dough ...is on your shift in the back of a dunkin donuts
    weakfish. set up was lame
    I got the recipe for success, the main dish, you just the the soup n the salad
    so i dont know what Lem-on ...but good chance that shit'll be soon devoured
    devour a lemon?? ehhh. rhyme scheme is off.
    this clowns confused, on the ground abused, not on my level with talent dude
    i know its hard to keep your chin up ...when we're always looking down on you
    ok
    I got a laugh out of this, saw SnL but its obvious this isnt a battle of wits
    its impossible to look what man made ...n think he'll ever be a natural to this
    aight




    vs



    So the old Vets are coming back huh? When they sign back in you'll be waaay out of place...

    Cause -

    You think you're as good as the vets like your Season champ path is paved
    But without the shadow of a Doubt... you'd still be behind Barcotic's or Grave's
    aight
    See i'll physically assault this lame and make sure my power here is blatant
    When I Curb stomp him so hard I won't need wet cement to leave a Hand print in the pavement
    nice
    I'm not a religious man but i'll surely help you find God's peace
    And leave you Holy in the church.. with a knife like that french priest
    lite
    You think you're a player with good looks that leave girls love struck
    But if you handsome... glasses to a bitch she'll see you're ugly as fuck
    good flip
    You lost badly last week so thinking you'll beat me is a con
    Cause how you gonna Blitz me when you can't even drop Bombz
    ehh not feelin this one
    And you bitched about that loss but Bombz breaking rules is just a rumor
    Hell if we followed the old league rules you'd be fighting through LLL Junior
    lol
    Somehow people think you dope but I know you're not the full package
    So i'll raise awareness by putting Hands on the floor like a 22 push-up challenge
    coo
    Cause Slow says he's talented but i'm here to show you he's not
    Dudes got Raw ability... and that's why nothing he drops is hot
    ehhh not feelin this one
    You're a washed up vet now, and it's time for you to see kid
    That you need to take Ctrl.. realise you're past your best and sign out like he did
    ehh not too creative
    and girls say i'm a wizard in the kitchen so right now i'm showing it
    Cause i'm looking like a rotisserie chef how I leave Slow Roasted on the Spit.
    naw man lol




    I was pulling for Slowhands in this one but he didn't drop his usual flames. Lem actually surprised me here with some good flips and researched his concepts.


    v. lem

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    Re: WK13: Slowhands vs Lemaitre [OPEN FOR VOTES]

    Opener
    Chin up
    Closer

    Vs

    First two were good.
    Push up challenge

    I got this tied at 3 quotes a piece. Slow's were like jabs tho, where as Lem's first two bars were both hard hitting. Got Lem taking this with the better hits

    v/Lem

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    Re: WK13: Slowhands vs Lemaitre [OPEN FOR VOTES]

    Slowhands verse


    I got mad rage, so i'll be the league villian sporting my black cape
    hang you in my lair from the ceiling, n let it swing until my bat cave
    Lol, nice opener.


    splinter this would be, and the truth hurts when i tell it like it is
    so how u an established killer, when spree couldnt even spell it right bitxh
    haha, nice.

    snap this chump, damn clown, never catch 'hand out to dumb dumpster divers
    so i'll go out on a Lem ...n say this bum would use it to kindle his fuckin fire
    Decent nameflip.

    dont wanna see hands, known for knocking crooks over some lame shit
    so i'm going for a new look ...until one of these hooks hit n make ya facelift
    Eh, not exactly feeling this one man.


    known for stompin pussies, n ya chick running around behind your back dude
    she the type that if the shoe fits ...then she prolly let 'em fuck her with that too
    Lol, I like the humor.

    shits a circus, aint trying to save face or make up, look on clown n the league
    so if i'm bent out of shape ...you still couldnt manage a single round with me
    Eh, this was okay.

    aint serving mugs, i put cash u aint never had a stack of wons to hold, cuz...
    only time you 'hol the dough ...is on your shift in the back of a dunking donuts
    Lol, nice.

    I got the recipe for success, the main dish, you just the the soup n the salad
    so i dont know what Lem-on ...but good chance that shit'll be soon devoured
    haha, nice.

    this clowns confused, on the ground abused, not on my level with talent dude
    i know its hard to keep your chin up ...when we're always looking down on you
    Not bad.

    I got a laugh out of this, saw SnL but its obvious this isnt a battle of wits
    its impossible to look what man made ...n think he'll ever be a natural to this
    lol, dope.


    Lemaitre verse

    So the old Vets are coming back huh? When they sign back in you'll be waaay out of place...

    Cause -

    You think you're as good as the vets like your Season champ path is paved
    But without the shadow of a Doubt... you'd still be behind Barcotic's or Grave’s
    Solid opener.

    See i'll physically assault this lame and make sure my power here is blatant
    When I Curb stomp him so hard I won't need wet cement to leave a Hand print in the pavement
    Eh, okay. Little wordy, and not feeling the concept.

    I'm not a religious man but i'll surely help you find God's peace
    And leave you Holy in the church.. with a knife like that french priest
    Clever, not bad, not bad.

    You think you're a player with good looks that leave girls love struck
    But if you handsome... glasses to a bitch she'll see you're ugly as fuck
    Eh, not feeling.

    You lost badly last week so thinking you'll beat me is a con
    Cause how you gonna Blitz me when you can't even drop Bombz
    Eh, not feeling.


    And you bitched about that loss but Bombz breaking rules is just a rumor
    Hell if we followed the old league rules you'd be fighting through LLL Junior
    This was alright.

    Somehow people think you dope but I know you're not the full package
    So i'll raise awareness by putting Hands on the floor like a 22 push-up challenge
    Lol, nice.

    Cause Slow says he's talented but i'm here to show you he's not
    Dudes got Raw ability... and that's why nothing he drops is hot
    I mean, I get it… raw ability not hot… But eh, not exactly feeling it.

    You're a washed up vet now, and it's time for you to see kid
    That you need to take Ctrl.. realise you're past your best and sign out like he did
    Wordy, could’ve been pretty good bar.


    and girls say i'm a wizard in the kitchen so right now i'm showing it
    Cause i'm looking like a rotisserie chef how I leave Slow Roasted on the Spit.
    No.


    Not a great battle, maybe I was just way too amped to read it… but I have slow winning this one.
    I felt just delivered a bit better, although some of his concepts like the FaceLift was a bit dated…
    it was just a better worded, and consistent drop. Lem had some pretty good bars, but some of the
    wording was off - some were slightly stretched taking away from the overall impact.

    So,

    v/Slow.

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    Re: WK13: Slowhands vs Lemaitre [OPEN FOR VOTES]

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