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Thread: Got Jokes?

  1. April 21st, 2017, 05:08 PM #1
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    Got Jokes?

    Let's hear them. I'll start us off...


    Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
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  2. April 21st, 2017, 05:42 PM #2
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    Re: Got Jokes?

    lol......

    Here's a joke
    Kids start fighting with frying pans over money
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  3. April 21st, 2017, 09:31 PM #3
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    Re: Got Jokes?

    Quote Originally Posted by MizzDelicious View Post
    lol......

    Here's a joke
    Kids start fighting with frying pans over money
    Holy fuck lmao this was amazing.

    It's fucking awful, but I nearly died lmao.

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  4. April 22nd, 2017, 03:26 AM #4
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  5. April 22nd, 2017, 02:23 PM #5
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    Re: Got Jokes?

    this is how i learned to mind my own business...

    so i was walking up the street one day, and i passed a local insane asylum... i hear a bunch of people inside chanting "13!!! 13!!! 13!!! 13!!!"... im curious what thats all about and i spot a hole in the fence... i look through, and some asshole pokes me in the eye with a stick, then i hear them chanting "14!!! 14!!! 14!!! 14!!!"

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  6. April 22nd, 2017, 04:15 PM #6
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    Re: Got Jokes?

    Quote Originally Posted by Toobs View Post
    this is how i learned to mind my own business...

    so i was walking up the street one day, and i passed a local insane asylum... i hear a bunch of people inside chanting "13!!! 13!!! 13!!! 13!!!"... im curious what thats all about and i spot a hole in the fence... i look through, and some asshole pokes me in the eye with a stick, then i hear them chanting "14!!! 14!!! 14!!! 14!!!"
    I giggled lol. Knew I could count on you.
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  7. April 22nd, 2017, 06:31 PM #7
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    Re: Got Jokes?

    Quote Originally Posted by Toobs View Post
    this is how i learned to mind my own business...



    so i was walking up the street one day, and i passed a local insane asylum... i hear a bunch of people inside chanting "13!!! 13!!! 13!!! 13!!!"... im curious what thats all about and i spot a hole in the fence... i look through, and some asshole pokes me in the eye with a stick, then i hear them chanting "14!!! 14!!! 14!!! 14!!!"
    Thats a throwback! Lol

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